Can you buy condoms in, er, different sizes??

[awayinNaeManger]

Like, I don't know, say XL?

(we used to be able to get them in Canada but haven't seen any here)

here

Boaster

I think you used to be able to get them in every shop but blokes never queued up and bough the xtra-small.....

maybe should have specified...looking for, (god help me) girth rather than length

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My brother is a maths teacher. In his previous school, he was made to explain to a class full of teenagers the range of condoms on offer (sizes, flavours etc...it was news to him ). The school made him do it as they didn't have a dedicated teacher for this kind of thing...he was mortified!

This thread has really made me smirk!! Lucky old you AIAM!

DP reckons Durex are bigger than Mates. That's about all I can add to the conversation really!

I'm pretty sure the XL ones are larger girth, yes.

I'd avoid aventi etc non-rubber condoms, as they are likely to be less stretchy, from what I know.

Look here - the first item is a 'big boy sampler' so you can try all their different kinds of 'larger' condoms, and see which kind works best for you.

I thought they only done small, medium and liar

Anyone tried one of these vibrating ring things?

The DW's eyes light up when she sees it on the telly.

Might be a pressie for Xmas.

They do Jumbo, Massive and Blimey-Makes-yer-Eyes-Water.

right, you guys are not invited to this thread. not if you are going to be all MALE.

do durex do cock rings then now?

Eric - get the cock ring, you'll both love it.

yes cock rings are brill

Girth or length?

I like the word 'girth'.

Thought i would slip that in there.

It's one of these words that sound like they mean like 'sleekit' - a scottish word for being sly and underhand.

Also 'similarly' - so many great ways of saying it. You can really let your tongue play with it - or just spit it out.

Yes Durex do make them, they sell them in Boots - so I've been told

Both of us?

Cool.

It's the DW that is used to vibrating things - i wasn't sure what it would feel like.

The only vibration i have encountered is when i nearly dies last year with a 240 volt electric shock.

Well, the cock rings' battery won't have that much power, but you will feel something! You could get the cheaper Durex one (which is also smaller,) and if you like it upgrade to a bigger and better one

Oh right - never thought about the size issue.

Not something you can try on to see if it fits and then take it back is it?

whatevr you do,start it on a low speed first. You could take off

Don't they have cock ring changing rooms in Ann Summers then?

A choice of 60...
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SCORE!
found some XL condoms at poundland of all places. 12 for a pound.
it's going to be a good weekend!!