What in the name of fuck are these?

[allthatmalarkey]

Just arrived with a pack of vacuum cleaner bags. I've had the vac bags before and I'm pretty sure these things are nothing to do with them and it's one of those packing errors.

Are they bag fresheners? Like little scented sticks to go inside the bag?

I dont know. But they look delicious.

Yes, they are smelly things to put in the bag.

Crab sticks? Drugs?

@Bigbrowproblems has it.
They are little air freshners sticks to pop into the bag.

Vac bag fresheners. Pretty crap ones too. I bought some blue ones and couldn't smell anything after a couple of goes of the vac. I buy some disc ones that are great and much better than these.

Hoover bag fresheners. Pop them in the bag. 1 per bag and the theory is the hoover smells nice and doesn’t leave that musty hoover smell. In practice they are shit. Used to be a dozen for £1 from the pound shop. Evidently they are being given away for free!

Brilliant, thank you. So not someone else's pessaries/sex aid but something slightly useful and relevant to my purchase. They actually do smell - very mildly - like the one air freshener I quite like. I suppose it's a bit like prawn crackers with a Chinese takeaway? Ok. Will give them ago.

Ahhhh I always wondered what these were !