Now I've seen it all. Glade Light 'n' Scent

[earlgrey]

So not only will your house not smell of old socks but your guests can watch the colours change instead of talking to you.

It's more than simply 'watching the colours change'. It is a lightshow

Air freshners are rank anyway. Open a frigging window, it's free and it doesn't make you gag !

The one that gets me is the one I've seen adbertised on TV which has three different scents and automatically rotates through the different smells as "your nose becomes accustomed to a scent after a while..." How smelly can your house be?

Oh FGS. We are culturally foolish, rich, wastful and ignorant and products like this make me despair.

adbertised? That's like advertising with a bad cold...