Is tactical wanking on a date a thing?

[lostinwashington]

Started dating a while back, and on a couple
of occasions have ended up in bed after a date. Curious because both times the guy lasted ages!! Made me wonder if there’s a bit of tactical wanking going on? On the most recent date he went to the loo after dinner but was gone for quite a while….
Is TW a thing? (In my early fifties, blokes are the same, no drugs involved, no health issues and on subsequent occasions didn’t last that long at all!)

I wouldn't put anything past a horny man, although I didn't initially think you literally meant on the date!

It's definitely a thing, but not on the actual date itself. Maybe a few hours, or at some point earlier in the day.

If a date is heading in that direction I'll usually engineer a TW (for want of a better term) or similar before we get to the home/hotel. It's naughty fun and makes the evening better.

Useful to know! Thank you! Now when my date heads off to the bathroom after dinner I know what I’ll be imagining 🤣

Iirc there's a novel by David Baddiel that starts with someone debating whether to have a tactical wank.

This scenario features in the documentary film "There's Something About Mary"

I’d forgotten that! Funny it’s a real thing. Feeling naive 😂

I would say it is, it’s a risky move though as it takes time to come back to life.

it’s highly unlikely he’s gone in the loo for a TW.
More likely to apply topical anaesthetic, and if he is maintaining good erection throughout these long sessions, I will put my money on him using a combination of viagra and numbing cream, either to impress you or because he suffers ed.

He was probably taking a viagra tablet.

That crossed my mind too