Womanizer worth it?

[Bigrog]

I am slightly tipsy so here goes.

Right. I am 39, single and happily so except when my bits are tingling!

An orgasm is required every now and again. I own two hands and one vibrator. The former are used more than the latter because I have never been able to tell the difference in either speed or intensity, so why bother with the vibrator? Over the years I have had various types, and currently have a rabbit. I bought it because I missed penetration and liked the idea of those ears tickling my clitoris. The reality disappointed. I come no easier or stronger than with my fingers, and so I don’t use it.

God, I told you I was tipsy.

However, tonight the urge has struck big time and prior to scratching the itch I’ve been looking online at Womanizers. I’m not going to get much change out of £50 or even more, which is a lot. It tells me that it feels like oral sex. The last time I was licked out was 2019! And God I miss it. If it felt like that I would pay hundreds!

So does it really? If I’m going to pay money I want something better than my own hand.

It's not like oral I don't think, more like something of its own that's lovely but hard to describe!

Buy it. You won’t regret it!

Well -ahem- I'm a little tipsy too, DH is away, the kids are tucked up in bed and your post inspired me to get mine out! Definitely get one, they're amazing!

Nancy Lem. You won't look back!

I don’t think it’s like oral either. In the same way a rabbit isn’t like a penis! Both are good but different and imho don’t come close to the real thing

Oh God, I can’t believe I wrote this post. 😳

I was drunk and silly last night. I’m sorry.

Ha ha it’s a great post! No need for beer fear! Although it might persuade you to spend your hard earned money on a womanizer 😂

I think it’s persuaded me to not spend the money, to be honest. If it’s not like oral then I won’t. I get that it’s lovely, but I can produce loveliness myself without the outlay or needing to hide anything.

Maybe next time I’m on the wine I’ll think differently!

@Bigrog

Really don’t think your post was silly. Sex toy convos are not the easiest in real life. We own 4x different suction vibes inc the womanizer . All 4 different all 4 appear do the job.

We don’t own any but I do follow a lot of toy brands so if you don’t fancy suction then have a look at Lelo Ora , Bellesa flutter wand and Bellesa flutter vibe. All three are non suction toys that aim to replicate oral .

Maybe worth a look next time you’re on the vino 🥂

I have 3 types of vibey including a huge heavy Omax which really packs a punch, it is not all about the oomph though! My more or less daily go to is a little Durex Bullet. Every woman should have one! I’d say go for one of these, that will leave you about £40 change to spend on wine.

Like everyone else has said it’s good and different, it’s not like a dedicated oral enthusiast or in no way does it replace a “jolly good seeing too” but then again you don’t have to make conversation with it afterwards or make subtle hints about leaving lol

As @StarlightLady says, the little Bullet is great, especially the waterproof models, but I use it in a condom in the bath.

Yeah I did have one once. It did its job but seemed no better than what nature gave me. Plus it needed batteries, cleaning and hiding.

I knew that the rabbit wouldn’t feel exactly like a penis but I thought it might provide a the sensation of being full at orgasm, which I would enjoy. But again I found the sensation little different to normal. Obviously very lovely but not worth the hassle or cost.

Sounds like the Womanizer is the same. When I was younger I really enjoyed oral sex, and I miss it more than penetration. It would be worth a lot of money to be able to replicate that feeling because it’s not something I have been able to do. I think I’m lucky in being able to climax easily and very pleasurably without a toy. But obviously I can’t replicate being licked.

Can’t believe I’m typing this sober! Thank god for the anonymity of Mumsnet!

There is nothing better than being a pillow princess I do agree. I’m sure you’ll have it again before long 🙏

😂
not entirely sure what a pillow princess is…..
but I think I might be one lol

I think it’s meant more as an insult actually. But I think there’s absolutely nothing wrong with lying back and enjoying someone giving me pleasure!

I thought it meant receiving oral sex ie lying with your head on a pillow whilst a man treated you like a princess by licking you out!
But I‘ve never heard that before either so I may be wrong!

I’ll join the Pillow Princess Club 😉.

You’re in @StarlightLady and @Angela59 😉

Yep!
im definitely one, in fact I might even qualify as a “pillow queen!”
As my subby pal likes just giving oral lol

Equally happy for a fellow princess to do the job. 👸🌈.

Ha! PM me…! 😳

No. forget I ever wrote that …

Sounds like you’re in the club too @Bigrog and maybe playing sooner than you thought 😂