Small, discrete, sex toy!

[restingintheshade]

Put this in chat, god forbid, someone positioned me here.
Here we go:

I would like to purchase a small, very quiet one.
By small I mean not a fucking side splitting road digger.
I already have two, from Ann Summers, and they're both gigantic and noisy and properly uncomfortable.
I want a small penetrative and stimulative toy, that doesn't send a mesage to the room below. The olde worlde little rampant rabbit was great, but seems to have been replaced by size and noise now.
Hope you can help!

I know what you mean about the “road digger” thing. I had one that sounded like a cement mixer. I’m not in a position where l need anything to be ultra quiet, but anything really noisy does put me off my stroke.

Although intended more for clitoral stimulation the little Durex Bullet is your friend. You can pick one up in Boots for around £10, waterproof for quality bath times and extremely quiet. It’s discrete and slips in a makeup bag. I travel a lot for work and one goes everywhere with me.

l have a second one at home, but not quite so discrete when you forget and leave it on the bath side when peeps come to stay.

I have a Skyns rose Lix that is pretty discreet yeah it's for clitoral stimulation but I find it tends to get the job done for me

You’re definitely not allowed to mention S…E…X anywhere else on MN. God knows how half of them managed to have children!

If you want both in and out at the same time then the noise levels do seem to go up. This is one of the quieter ones.

Sex Toys Vibrating Bullet Vibrator for Women, Sex Toy G Spot Vibrator,3 in 1 https://amzn.eu/d/0REAbkM

I've got a small bullet that's very quiet. If you're used to a more powerful vibrator though, it might not be that effective.

Er....the stork bought them.

Whatever you do as a female on MN, don't admit to liking sex. It's like saying you're a witch in the Crucible.

JudgeNet.

For what a male perspective on this is worth...and I accept the personal experience is very differnet, but I got my wife a little bullet from Love Honey, and she is very happy with it.

If you wanted something a little bigger, that is also quiet, she has the previous version of this

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/vibrators/classic-vibrators/p/lovehoney-silencer-whisper-quiet-classic-vibrator-7-inch/a16603g70633.html

And its quiet, and offers little more.

Either way, I hope you find something. Enjoy.

How about two toys? A non vibrating dildo (lots of sizes available) for penetration and a bullet (usually quieter) for external.

www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/cock-rings/vibrating-cock-rings/p/lovehoney-bedtime-bullet-10-function-vibrating-cock-ring-set/a22771g80129.html

Not sure how to do a proper link using my phone.
But I have this and it's great. I use it with my DH but you could put it on a dildo I guess?

@restingintheshade

Bellesa have just brought out a range of three silent sex toys bullet,vibe and rabbit which looks pretty regular sized. The rabbit is currently only on pre order but it does sound quite .

Womanizer have also just brought out a silent vibe (not suction) so it does seem there are many that agree with you!

Thank you everyone!
I forgot this thread.

I wanted to mention that as well as quiet I want a small one. So many are frigging whoppers and totally unrealistic. I loved my old rabbit from the early 2000's, it was not only discrete but a proper penis size.

@restingintheshade

Have a look at the miss Bi by funfactory a short insert rabbit currently 40% off on sinfull £53:99 unfortunately no spec on noise level 👍
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