I have a questions about dildos

[Hotdiggidydogg]

One is specific. Bear with.

caught up with a friend, chatting about the guy she’s seeing. Tells story he told her by text, staying with a mate for the weekend, with permission asked if he could borrow a pair of socks as couldn’t find his, fine, stumbled up the goody draw. And what he found, well, apparently the length of forearm and bendy and tapered (getting wider) apparently for butt stuff. Very ‘porn’ by the sounds.

now, you’re into what you’re into, I don’t care but I do have a question from an anatomical perspective, where would all that go?

I’m afraid to google

😮

suuuure

🤷‍♀️

It goes up the bum hole

Is it half term already?

I’m sure, but surely it’s not that deep is it? Would it not go back into the colon? Is that not dangerous?

I don’t get what this means

Sigh

Similar thread about vibrators last night.

What’s a ‘goody draw’?

The simple answer is to buy one, use some Vaseline and ease yourself into it. Perhaps use a sharpie to mark how far you've made it.

Maybe make an evening if it and have friends over and see who can accommodate the most.

Ok… and?

I’ve not read that and this is a question about anatomy largely

Onto it ^

Video it and put it on the internet too? I’m good thanks

genuine anatomical question

In goes in the goody draw apparently.

Herbert

The human body is capable of many things including pushing a baby out.

I would suggest to your friend that she dumps the guy she is seeing. What friend sends texts to someone about the goody draw and what has been found (if true) to someone they are seeing. Red flag for me. Guy has no morals.

I attended a swingers event in Brighton which was held at a gay spa. As you entered the venue there was a selection of butt plugs on display including a massive eye watering sized one.

It was only with a second look i realised it was a fire extinguisher.

Reddit

Reddit always has the answers

.. it would go easily into the vagina as tapered at the top and it would get very satisfying as wider lower down. If it's bendy then I guess as much as possible would get pushed in.

Some guys actually have dicks that shape. Not as long as a forearm, though, to my knowledge. But one that is about 7 inches and that shape is pretty much ideal.

This is why i prefer a live guy to a dildo.

But it was for butt stuff apparently.

reddit did have the answers though… apparently lower colon is the answer

😂

well nobody would come anywhere near my lower colon haha omg
literally, no comment
I am staying super vanilla : )

Apparently there’s a second sphincter before the colon which can be penetrated with extra lengthy toys, according to Reddit this takes a lot of practice.

the more you know

i didn’t think the colon was meant to be penetrated or in fact it would feel nice, but what do I know

I think I am from now on only ever sitting down or edging nonchalantly along with my back firmly to the wall, just in case someone has designs on my lower colon 🙈🙈🙈

lol