My son must have heard 🤦‍♀️

[OfcourseitsaNC]

My FWB was staying this weekend.

My 20yr old son was at his dad's for the weekend.

I've just seen on Ring that my son popped back home about 11.30am yesterday. FWB and I were mid fucking at that point. I'm very noisy during sex when I know the house is empty, so son will have heard.

I'm not seeing son until next Saturday, so hopefully the embarrassment will have worn off. I'm not saying anything to my son unless he mentions it. But I'm mortified.

Please make me feel better and tell me similar has happened to you!

He is 20. I am sure he has heard a girl make a lot of noise while he was shagging with her.
He is old enough to accept that his mum deserves fun too

Probably won’t make you feel better, but I have found your post absolutely hilarious! I could imagine the same thing happening to me but luckily it hasn’t!

I completely disagree with you.

Your mum's shagging sounds are completely different to a girlfriend.

I was never old enough to accept my mum having sex 🤣

@OfcourseitsaNC He’s going to be scarred for life! Mums just don't have sex! He was born through immaculate conception.
He will get over it! Does he know your FWB exists? Has they ever met?
Hey ho! DS has learned the traumatic truth that his mum is a woman!!