Is it weird that a man has a name for his penis?

[ZiggZagg]

I mean I'm playing along because I like him, he's intelligent and funny but he has like a full on name for his penis and I think it's a bit weird! The name is Chris by the way 🤣🤣 can't drip feed that corker!

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King Chris!

In every other way he's perfect, good job, great personality but I can see myself old and wrinkly reminiscing about when Chris used to actually work! Ffs!

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So weird then? I've only had two long term relationships so may be a bit sheltered 🤣

Haha I suppose I call penises by a different name and I have a name for my vulva, not a name per se, just anither word. If it doesn’t put you off then don’t worry what it’s called, it’s just a bit of fun

To be honest, it's not unusual.

Mine's called Tom.

🤣🤣🤣 great! To be fair we've been chatting all night and nothing could put me off him, unless I turn up and Chris is 1inch long hahahahahha

I’ve never named mine, but an ex of mine gave it a name once, and she always referred to it with the name.
mad a poster above said it’s just a bit of fun.

I’ve never been with a guy who named his penis. Weirdly though, when I was younger I thought this was the norm as I read ‘Forever’ by Judy Blume. I don’t remember the character’s name but I remember his penis was called Ralph - for years I thought all guys did this!

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Ralph was the first thing that came into my mind, and no, I don’t remember the characters’ names either 😂

I’ve never knowingly met one with a name - I think a nickname could be ok, Chris was my exH though so couldn’t be doing with that!

I suspect a lot of men call theirs Richard...

strikes me as damn odd.
can't help but ask
does he talk to it/Chris?

ask for advice?

What would Chris do?

Very weird. Off putting. He’d be straight in the bin. 🤮

I wouldn't like it. Maybe men wouldn't mind if you called your boobs.....I don't know....'Gertude' and 'Mimi'?

The first thing I thought was how awkward for you if you had an ex named Chris. 😂

Never occurred to me to give it a name, until a girlfriend yonks ago decided to call it Bert.🤔That particular relationship was short-lived (for unrelated reasons). So was "Bert". Thankfully.

@Surplus2requirements Or indeed, more formally, William.

he he my former FWB and I named his together. There is nothing wrong with it! I call my boobs 'the girls' and we all use different words to refer to body parts.

My ex called his dick Julius Caesar. When he turned me down I called it Jeremy Corbyn lol

Mine's Dick!

Harry will be along shortly... 😀

Cant say I've known any lads call it by name 😂
My kids dad got nicknamed donkey, horse and moby for his but never gave it's own name. Suppose it's a bit of fun.