Using a flesh light on DH

[Hobbitlover]

Have bought one as a surprise, what's the best way to use it on him?

Caught the dog licking the plates in our dishwasher while I was filling it the other day. That could stop it doing it again!

Tall beaker and steradent tablets. Job done 😂😂

Zoflora surely!

But then where am I gonna put me teef?

Love the soup recipe! Yum!

@babasaclover unscrew the base and gentle wiggle the top past the flange so you don't tear it then put either of the ends up to a tap and let water run through for a minute then put a towel over the radiator lay it on top then when you go past it through the day give it a rattle and roll.

Why are people posting recipes?

Is this a childish protest to the sex topic being in active?

😂😂😂😂😂 how pathetic, if so.

Fuck! Keep the recipes coming! I'm so turned on. My knickers are soaking wet. I need more to wank off to.

You guys do realise this is the sex topic ?! Allowing people to post what they want without hijacking their posts. They've posted it in the correct place, what's the problem ?

@HerbalTeaAndCake @Phrenologistsfinger what are doing? Don't be childish. If you don't like it, move on.

I've got one with a suction cup for hands free. Find babyoil works better than lube, doesn't dry or become sticky.

@Phrenologistsfinger Ooo love a banana loaf! Always drop some plain choc chips in mine 🍌🍫

Do you make banana bread while your husband is getting wanked off with his flesh light. Depending on how quickly he comes, and how fast you can knock out a banana bread, you could through your cooking utensils and the wanking machine in one eco wash of the dishwasher at the same time.

(thank you to however saved me from googling it.. I’m so naive! I read it as flash light. Thought it was a big torch!)

I thought the op made a typo and meant 'flash' light.

It sounds quite bizarre.

If it helps get these boards off active then you should be supporting it.

Most posters don't want to hear all of the creepy blokes sex posts in our feeds anymore than you want to hear about banana bread. 🤷‍♀️

Choc chips are an absolute must by the way.

I still don't know what is a flesh light I'm never going to Google but I'm always going to wonder...

@ZenNudist it looks roughly like a torch from the outside but you unscrew the cap and... As you might possibly guess from this being in the sex area, it's for putting the old fella in.

That's kind, he will love it.

Great for reading in bed when one of you wants to sleep.

The posters are doing a great job of keeping the sex topics in active by commenting.

Exactly!

It's so childish. If you don't want to read a sex post, don't click on anything in that category- it's really simple! Instead people are keeping them higher up and ensuring more people see them... bright...

I have a lot of problems with my joints and would love to do something like that, but my husband wouldn't want to use it. Good luck!

Ooh yeah. I love to drizzle mine with some hot salty cum. It's fucking delicious 😋 You should try it babe 😉

Errr, why?

There's nothing wrong with talking about sex. Just scroll past if you don't want to read it