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I have 3 balls

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Mydicknamea · 16/11/2022 16:05

I have three balls, is this a good thing or a bad thing, does it affect my ejaculation

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YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet · 16/11/2022 16:50

You just need a few more OP and you'll have your very own Newton's cradle.

Sparkybloke · 16/11/2022 17:06

Assuming it's not a spoof post it is probably not an issue but given its an extraordinarily rare condition (only around 200 cases have ever been recorded) I wonder about the post. If it is genuine I would suggest the OP seek a medical opinion.

B1rd · 16/11/2022 17:30

Show off! 😂
I guess only you'll know if it affects ejaculation! I'm not offering to help look!

MisterT373 · 16/11/2022 18:39

Are you a pawnbroker?

Namechangeforthe · 16/11/2022 21:35

I really like that the MN website has suggested that if I like this thread, I might also like the one about “how best to get rid of balls on my cashmere jumpers”

whoknew123 · 17/11/2022 02:53

Can you post links to photos or video?

Madagascary · 17/11/2022 03:23

YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet · 16/11/2022 16:50

You just need a few more OP and you'll have your very own Newton's cradle.

Lolol

HelpMeGetThrough · 17/11/2022 03:46

If it is genuine I would suggest the OP seek a medical opinion.

Or go into movies, they'd make a fortune.

ScottishZoe · 17/11/2022 15:25

Presumably less rare but also on the subject of balls, I saw on another forum that there is such a thing as Micro Balls, presumably better than having a Micro Dick, but I am guessing no man wants to have Micro Balls, either.

Did you know that Micro balls exist and have you seen any? Or do you perhaps Micro Balls yourself?

FunnyCradock · 18/11/2022 02:09

YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet · 16/11/2022 16:50

You just need a few more OP and you'll have your very own Newton's cradle.

Ahahaha!! This reminded me of the time when I was about 6 & I got in trouble at my Aunt & Uncles house for getting their Newton’s Cradle tied up in knots!!

Stand down OP

Wonnle · 18/11/2022 10:41

Porn star in the making innit !

Brandymakesmerandy · 18/11/2022 11:44

Are you any good at juggling 🤷‍♀️

TheGander · 18/11/2022 12:23

MisterT373 · 16/11/2022 18:39

Are you a pawnbroker?

🤣🤣🤣

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