I'm 36, mum of 3. Youngest is a baby and we don't live with the dad/my bf. He lives at home with his parents (long story). We have been trying to get the baby used to staying the night at their house. Last night I got the baby settled and went home. I get a call saying the baby is crying and I was to come and stay the night so I said okay but he was sleeping on the couch because last time I stayed I had the worst sleep which felt like I was awake the whole night with him snoring and me feeding the baby. He agreed to sleep on the couch but I was getting the impression he was abit horny. Got to the house and the baby was asleep again. Bf definitely horny and talking about going upstairs but I wasn't in the mood plus we would wake the baby. I said he could have a bj on the couch before I went upstairs. His mum was still pottering around downstairs and bf said he wanted to go to bed and she said she would go upstairs. We went to the couch and we could hear the floorboards moving around upstairs. The coast was clear! Started the bj but then he was wanting sex . No noise upstairs so thought okay. The couch would not have been comfy for it at all so we were getting down to business on the floor and the next thing I know SHE is walking through the living room!!!! No noise coming down the stairs no noise opening the door just wham right there walking past. I was utterly mortified grabbed my loose trouser leg and bolted up the stairs to laugh/die in a pillow so as not to wake the baby.
I was to too embarrassed to leave the room all night after that. No mention of it today but they are a family of loud mouths and I know she will tell her dh who was working away last night and we are never ever going to hear the end of it. Oh the shame 