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How can I tell if my vag is still presentable and functioning?

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ToooOldForThis · 24/11/2020 20:51

After many single years I have the chance of having sex...am utterly panicked about the state of my vagina. 2 natural childbirths 10+ years ago, no one has been in there since other than nurses doing smear tests and the doc who fitted my coil. Would one of them have told me if it was a car crash down there? How do i even know if everything has gone back in the right place? I'm so worried about this, any advice?

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didthosefeetinancienttimes · 01/12/2020 19:40

Are your friend's vagina bowls for sale? I think that bowl is lovely. Does she have a website?

PinotPony · 03/12/2020 07:32

So... this was my attempt at vulva pottery on last nights killing kittens workshop! I have to let it set, paint and clear varnish. Also made some clitoris decorations for the Christmas tree. 😂

The kit from Gashtrays was £15 and I've got enough clay to make another. Next time I'm going to grab a mirror and try to make something that actually looks like me!

Would highly recommend as a fun way to get comfortable with the varied, beautiful foofs we all have!

How can I tell if my vag is still presentable and functioning?
Cornucopia55 · 04/12/2020 16:30

@didthosefeetinancienttimes

Are your friend's vagina bowls for sale? I think that bowl is lovely. Does she have a website?
She seems to have two Etsy shops, but I'm not sure which is live!

www.etsy.com/uk/people/joyhorner1?page=2

www.etsy.com/people/joyhorner2

didthosefeetinancienttimes · 04/12/2020 16:34

Thank you!!

june2007 · 04/12/2020 16:43

Preseantable?? Never thought about it being presentable. It,s just is. Functioning, well I think you can work that out yourself if their are any major changes it is worth getting checked out. I did have a prolapse and needde pysio but believe me you know if you have that.

Cornucopia55 · 04/12/2020 16:43

Oh hang on, maybe this is her current one :
www.etsy.com/uk/shop/joyouspottery

damnthatanxiety · 06/12/2020 06:53

@BLToutanowhere

Man see vagina, man go wooo! We are not complicated beasts.
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damnthatanxiety · 06/12/2020 07:02

There are some lovely men on this thread. Heterosexual women out there, if your man is not like them, you need to find a new man.

ToooOldForThis · 07/12/2020 22:26

Love the bowls!!

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ICJump · 09/12/2020 20:54

Mens genitals increase and decress all the time why would your own not also beable to do that. Our vaginas are meant spread and then recover.

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