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Blowjobs...how often do you do it?

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ScottishStottie · 10/06/2020 00:24

Curious to know what the 'normal' is in terms of frequency of giving blowjobs, and if you actually enjoy giving them??

For me, im not a big fan of giving them, but more out of laziness than anything else. Dp usually gets one when im on my period, although some months if its a bit heavier then my cramps are worse and i dont want to. So he maybe gets one every couple of months.

He would never say anything, but given how grateful and happy he seems when he does get one, i imagine he would like this to be more frequent.

Curious to know whether i am being lazy or whether its an acceptable amount? 😂

OP posts:
Namechangedyorkshire · 12/06/2020 13:40

I don't think there can be many men that wouldn't love being woken with a BJ. I know my DH does, especially before he gets up for work lol

OhYeahYouSuck · 12/06/2020 16:23

[quote PrawnSacrifice]@heartsonacake

Never had it in my life and doubt I ever will.

It must be amazing to have a partner that is into sex and feels horny and enthusiastic enough to do that.

I do feel so sad sometimes at what I'm missing out on.[/quote]
My DP felt exactly like that in his previous relationship.

Now he's got the other end of the spectrum with me and I'm the first partner he's had that he has to try and keep up with. He loves the difference.

onemorerose · 12/06/2020 18:12

A bj is/was a regular part of my sex life, they are an essential part of sex for me. I love giving them although, selfishly, not from start to completion. When he comes in my mouth I want to have orgasmed myself already.

HouchinBawbags · 12/06/2020 18:34

5 mins maybe? He wants deep throat all time and it makes me gag and cant breathe! Or he pushes me down which I hate but still do it

And that would be the very instant the fun stops and it doesn't get near my face again.
I once had an ex think it hilarious to hold my head forcefully and finish in my mouth without prewarning (which I absolutely cannot stand and even now with my much loved husband, anything that ends up in my gob gets spat out and is closely followed by vomit I'm afraid)

I'm not in a porno. You don't need to make me gag from deepthroating me or fuck my head with your hands in my hair, forcing my head or directing me. Bleurgh.

peachypeche · 12/06/2020 18:35

Otter and Prawn, I may just be having an emotional day but my heart goes out to you.

I hope somehow Fate intervened for you, and anyone not correctly cherished.

I do believe that sex should be all-encompassing and of course that means waking a partner up with a bj, of course it does.

And as for not being allowed to finish in the very place that would feel most natural at that moment - 😔

That's not an easy one.

peachypeche · 12/06/2020 18:35

I hope Fate InterveneS!

PrawnSacrifice · 12/06/2020 19:01

@peachypeche

Thank you. It's hard to accept that your sex life is terrible and unlikely to ever change.

I guess some women are really good fun, playful and really enjoy sex.

And some aren't and don't.

Sex is just a huge big elephant in the room for me these days.

ravenmum · 12/06/2020 21:17

I guess some women are really good fun, playful and really enjoy sex.
And some aren't and don't.

I'd say it is a little more nuanced than that. I have definitely been more fun and enjoyed sex more with one partner than another. (various combinations, in various ways)

It's hard to accept that your sex life is terrible and unlikely to ever change.
Then don't accept it?

Ltdannygreen · 12/06/2020 22:16

I actually can’t believe this topic is now 8 pages long 😂

justsparklexx · 12/06/2020 22:29

Never 😂 I hate it and he's not that fussed for it. He enjoys pleasuring me more than me pleasuring him, I think it turns him on more

peachypeche · 12/06/2020 22:57

Prawn I agree with Raven - change it?

Lynda07 · 12/06/2020 23:18

peachypeach: I do believe that sex should be all-encompassing and of course that means waking a partner up with a bj, of course it does.
.......
Yes....but there have been women who posted on here about their husbands/partners waking them up with various sexual overtures, generating great condemnation for the man because she didn't consent. Isn't waking a man up with a bj the same? Unless they both agreed to it before they went to sleep.

peachypeche · 13/06/2020 06:57

Lynda of course it goes without saying that if he doesn't like it, you stop and find out if it's a no go and if so, don't do it again?!

The discussion here was that it's an act of love and acceptance, and leaves some men feeling bereft without it.

PrawnSacrifice · 13/06/2020 09:56

@ravenmum

*I guess some women are really good fun, playful and really enjoy sex. And some aren't and don't.* I'd say it is a little more nuanced than that. I have definitely been more fun and enjoyed sex more with one partner than another. (various combinations, in various ways)

It's hard to accept that your sex life is terrible and unlikely to ever change.
Then don't accept it?

Not accepting it carries consequences and sacrifices I'm not prepared to make, hence I'm stuck.

Being stuck and choosing to accept it as the less worse outcome, doesn't make it not a bad outcome or any less utterly crap.

Sadly, there is just no sexual spark or chemistry between me and DW, it's neigh on impossible to giver her an orgasm, sex feels awkward, mechanical, very passive on her part, and whilst she tries, her technique is poor and doesn't improve with guidance or instruction.

Purplelight · 13/06/2020 10:53

My wife gives me a bj pretty much once a month, usually when it’s her period. It has never really been part of our foreplay.

I’m always happy to reciprocate and enjoy it, however it’s not something that has really done it for her since having kids. I’m not sure if that’s a common scenario or not? Either way, if she doesn’t get enjoyment from it then we don’t do it.

GinasWig · 13/06/2020 12:53

Welll prawn, maybe you dont do it for her either. Ever considered that?

PrawnSacrifice · 13/06/2020 13:24

@GinasWig

Welll prawn, maybe you dont do it for her either. Ever considered that?
Many times.

She has always struggled with orgasm and is happy with our sex life and doesn't feel there is a problem. She's just not a sexual person.

toebeans2 · 13/06/2020 14:58

Sucking on a penis because you are upset and want comfort is one of the weirdest and creepiest thing I've ever heard. Where's Freud when you need himz

ravenmum · 14/06/2020 11:54

She has always struggled with orgasm and is happy with our sex life and doesn't feel there is a problem. She's just not a sexual person.
I'll take even the comments about "her technique being bad" at face value and assume that this is exactly what she would tell me if I asked her. But even assuming that, I'll be very honest and say that maybe if she had had a different partner or partners, her experience would have been very different, and she would indeed be a sexual person.
If that is the case, it is not your "fault", that is just how it is. With my exh, as I say, it was enjoyable but very, very vanilla. Neither of us was experienced when we met. My current bf opened my eyes - showing me, for example, that there is not a finite number of sex positions that you can find out about by reading a book or whatever :) but that you can do it in any position you can physically achieve. That would not have been possible with my exh, as he did no foreplay, so anything other than vanilla was relatively uncomfortable. That's not his "fault"; being inexperienced, neither of us knew how to make it better. And after a few years, a sudden change seems weird and hard to bring about.

Good for your wife if she is being as positive as she can about it, because she doesn't want to whinge or believes that this is the best she can get. But that does not mean that she will never be a sexual, fun, playful person. Just that you probably won't be there to see it.

ravenmum · 14/06/2020 11:57

I'll also add that my exh described himself to his mistress as my teacher, and said that I was a slow learner. If he was the sex teacher (which I was amazed to learn when I read it), he should honestly have gone into another profession.

PrawnSacrifice · 14/06/2020 12:59

@ravenmum

She has always struggled with orgasm and is happy with our sex life and doesn't feel there is a problem. She's just not a sexual person. I'll take even the comments about "her technique being bad" at face value and assume that this is exactly what she would tell me if I asked her. But even assuming that, I'll be very honest and say that maybe if she had had a different partner or partners, her experience would have been very different, and she would indeed be a sexual person. If that is the case, it is not your "fault", that is just how it is. With my exh, as I say, it was enjoyable but very, very vanilla. Neither of us was experienced when we met. My current bf opened my eyes - showing me, for example, that there is not a finite number of sex positions that you can find out about by reading a book or whatever :) but that you can do it in any position you can physically achieve. That would not have been possible with my exh, as he did no foreplay, so anything other than vanilla was relatively uncomfortable. That's not his "fault"; being inexperienced, neither of us knew how to make it better. And after a few years, a sudden change seems weird and hard to bring about.

Good for your wife if she is being as positive as she can about it, because she doesn't want to whinge or believes that this is the best she can get. But that does not mean that she will never be a sexual, fun, playful person. Just that you probably won't be there to see it.

But I'm the one always trying to improve things, more foreplay, different techniques, asking what she'd like, what can I do differently, different positions, trying to make it as adventurous as possible.

If you're met with little feedback, and responses of 'it all feels nice', in a passive, unenthusiastic manner, where she never asks for a different position, never takes control, never asks me to go faster, slower, harder, softer, never clamps her legs around me to draw me closer, never talks dirty (whatsoever) and generally behaves in a totally repressed, going through the motions manner, just happy to plod along with whatever comes her way - no lust, no passion, no spark, no hunger, desire, longing or urgency, and says that this is how she is and always has been and is perfectly happy with it.....

.... at that point, I struggle to see the fun, playful person with someone else. Given she is a shy, introverted and quiet individual who doesn't like going out, doesn't ever drink etc, etc.

But hey, I'm a man on a predominantly female forum, so I appreciate that effectively stating my DW is terrible in bed is not going to get the same empathetic and supportive responses as if the genders where reversed, as that would bring the usual responses of "life's too short for carp sex', or I couldn't put up with that' or 'LTB' etc.

Raaaa · 14/06/2020 13:44

@toebeans2 creasing at your comment Grin I agree it is so weird to me also!

ravenmum · 14/06/2020 16:21

that would bring the usual responses of "life's too short for carp sex', or I couldn't put up with that' or 'LTB' etc.
My first response was asking why you didn't leave...

Gre8scott · 14/06/2020 21:22

Since before we got married 8years ago

Osirus · 15/06/2020 01:36

Given she is a shy, introverted and quiet individual who doesn't like going out, doesn't ever drink etc, etc.

This is me. I’m all these things. But I absolutely love sex, am enthusiastic and do all the the things you so desire from your DW. She’s not like this because she’s introverted or doesn’t drink. I don’t have any answers though. I feel for you; good sex is amazing.

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