Thought I'd come on here seeing as I'd die of embarrassment telling anyone irl. Currently dating but not in the same house due to COVID19. So to keep things going I get dressed up and we do a video call and watch each other wank. So I'm giving it all the pornstar sound effects to make up for the fact that we aren't actually together. Also he has a thing about leather and smoking so there's all that going on. Then I hear a lot of car door slamming outside and realise I've left the window open and my neighbours (not sure which ones) have heard me, knowing I'm on my own with just me and the kids 🙄 Just as well we shouldn't be going out as I won't be able to look them in the eye 🙈