OMG the most mortifying thing just happened

[MyGhastIsFlabbered]

Getting intimate with DP...we were in a 69 position when I let off the most rip roaring fart known to man...I'm going to have to dump him & emigrate aren't I?

Well....if you're comfortable enough with someone to have sex, I should imagine that a fart isn't the worst thing to happen.

Is it a new relationship? Did he laugh? My DH would piss himself laughing.

Hilarious

Well I bet he won't let you forget it though

I'm guessing you were on top and he could't easily recoil and run away?

Yep, that's a cracker - you have my sympathy.

Could have been a lot worse!!!!!

Look on the bright side.. you didn't follow through

Not easy to dump these days, as you presumably live together, otherwise you would of had 2m between the fart and your DP's head, another good reason to maintain a social distance 😂