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Embarrassing sex stories

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givemewine90 · 22/07/2019 14:58

Care to venture? Mine is of course trapped air making its way out in style during dtd 🙈

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Happyhusband · 24/07/2019 13:36

Hurriedly cleaning streaks of nail varnish from the bottom of the bath before my then official gf came for the weekend. Hot water soap and an anal curious fwb!

Happyhusband · 24/07/2019 17:08

Caused the streaks I forgot to add.

lovesmarties · 25/07/2019 09:19

How did an 'anal-curious fwb' cause nail varnish streaks in the bath? Is there something about anal sex that causes nail varnish to stick to a bath?

I'm thoroughly confused. Confused

Happyhusband · 25/07/2019 12:03

We were in the bath. She wanted to try. Hot water softened her toe varnish and her feet moved as we ermmmm moved and her nails scraped along the bath.

lovesmarties · 25/07/2019 12:58

OMG! Thank you for clarifying!

VanGoghsDog · 25/07/2019 19:56

Well, trapped air is hardly embarrassing, it happens pretty regularly.

MrsMorse · 25/07/2019 21:26

Totally outing but managed to knock a bookcase over which knocked lots of perfume over while losing my virginity. That and the family dog whining outside the door the whole time. Can laugh now looking back but wasn’t my finest moment at the time

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