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Steak & BJ Day - 14th March

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LittleMissFunTimes · 12/03/2019 21:49

Who’s treating their beautiful man this week? (And enjoying it in the process?)

We’re celebrating a day early (tomorrow) and have altered it slightly to Pie & BJ Day.

EXCITED!!!!

🥧🍆👅❤️👍🏻

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slartybardfast · 13/03/2019 10:24

Is this an actual thing!?
I've heard of it mentioned, but thought it was a wind up. What's wrong with spontaneity?
Sounds naff

pudding21 · 13/03/2019 10:40

Also thinks this is naff. I can have a steak and give a bj any day, I don't need anyone to tell me tonights the night. I show my partner affection and intimacy every day in different ways.

When is chocolate cake and cunnilingus day? Doesn't exsist? Of course it doesn't.

Enjoy though.

SpamChaudFroid · 13/03/2019 13:20

Women get a "chicken and licking" Envy day. Chicken being the more feminine meat of course, steak is far too manly for our lady-appetites.

slartybardfast · 13/03/2019 14:46

..or for vegetarians, and chicken haters:

Lunching followed by a Munching?

CatsRule · 13/03/2019 18:26

@slartybardfast

😂🤣😂🤣😂 Love it!

SpamChaudFroid · 13/03/2019 19:32

Haha, luncheon to munch on!

LittleMissFunTimes · 14/03/2019 16:26

pudding21

I believe Chocolate Cake and Cunnilingus is supposed to be Valentines. However, you’ll be pleased to hear that as I had made both pie and chocolate cake there was actually more cunnilingus than blowjobs. Everyone’s a winner 😊👍🏻

(In my defence this is a long distance relationship, so any excuse is a good one)

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