Quiet sex ideas please

[TheLaughingMoan]

New-ish relationship, I have older kids in bedrooms nearby who often stay up late and would probably find sex-noises icky.

Can anyone share ideas for quiet sex please?

My metal bed is horribly noisy: squeaks, creaks and banging etc. Living room is open plan (so the sofa is tricky).

I can stuff a pair of socks in my gob or just mouth “OMG YES” etc

Cheers!

Pillows / quilt on the floor. The floor is the quietest place to have sex.

Oral sex is also quiet because your mouth tends to be occupied, especially if you 69.

Shower sex?

Watching with interest - I can tell you that mouthing no bouncing at critical moments then both of you dissolving into (silent) giggles is not the best answer

It's called pillow biting for a reason op

Lie on your side and spoon grinding slowly?

I have one of those memory foam mattresses that absorbs a lot of the bounce and sound. If you don't want a new mattress you could always buy a memory foam topper for the bed?

Are some naughty and noisy lunchtime liaisons possible to schedule to let your hair down?

Same problem here! We usually put TV on to cover up any sex noise!

All of the above
It went well 😊