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Wet dream about Jarvis Cocker...anyone?!

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Chocolate50 · 08/01/2018 09:55

So...had a wet dream about Jarvis Cocker. As he is now, beard & all. Had an enormous cock. Anyone else have wet dreams about people you know or don't? It can't be just me....can it?

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lovemylover · 09/01/2018 10:40

I had a dream about Mick Carter from Eastenders last week, really felt like havibg a bath when i woke up as i dont like him
So what was that all about ? Confused

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Chocolate50 · 09/01/2018 20:14

Haha! Weird isn't it, when people you don't know or ever will turn up in your dreams?

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SnapesTears · 10/01/2018 09:48

Oh that so made me laugh!

I had a sexy dream about the dad of my son’s friend. He is the dullest, unsexiest mole-like man I’ve ever met but he was not in my dream!

puggedoff · 10/01/2018 21:51

Omg I had a saucy dream about Jarvis Cocker bloody years ago - it was an amazing night and I’ve often reminisced fondly whenever I’ve seen him since!!!

Also Vic Reeves 🙄

BeckyDawn · 10/01/2018 22:18

I once had a filthy dream about Meatloaf 😂😂

GrooovyLass · 16/01/2018 21:21

Jimmy Nail once. He was good!

HarleyQuimm · 16/01/2018 22:44

Jeff Goldblum.

I know.

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Chocolate50 · 16/01/2018 22:50

Jeff Goldbloom has nice eyes though. He's at least 7 ft tall though you might not find a bed long enough for him!

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HelloSunshine11 · 17/01/2018 14:56

I think Jarvis has one of the sexiest voices ever. I totally get where you're going with that one.

dancemom · 17/01/2018 18:35

GroovyLass - me too!! 😳

humblesims · 21/01/2018 20:23

I'll see your Jarvis Cocker and raise you a ...Monty Don (in the shed!) Blush

TheTroutofNoCraic · 25/01/2018 08:19

Jarvis Cocker Sex dream swoon

CurlsandCurves · 04/02/2018 10:14

Jeremy Kyle.

I’ll get me coat...

BettyBaggins · 04/02/2018 20:19

Jeremy Corbyn! Whats with all the J's?!

Lollidot · 04/02/2018 20:55

I used to really fancy Jarvis. I regularly had 'special' dreams about him. All well and good - except for the fact that in my job at the time I'd often bump into him and we knew each other socially through my work, too. Having a conversation with him while thinking 'If only you knew what we did last night, you filthy creature' and trying to keep a straight face while blushing beetroot was a challenge, I can tell ya Blush

PankyE · 12/08/2018 02:17

I'm jealous! I've had a massive crush on JC since I was on my teens!

bumhead · 14/08/2018 15:53

One of my best friend's shagged JC and he wasn't as anatomically blessed as your dream made out. I've always thought he'd be filthy in bed!

AngelsAckiz · 14/08/2018 22:48

As damn that is a shame! Still, he does have big hands and a quick tongue 😆😆

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