Wet dream about Jarvis Cocker...anyone?!

[Chocolate50]

So...had a wet dream about Jarvis Cocker. As he is now, beard & all. Had an enormous cock. Anyone else have wet dreams about people you know or don't? It can't be just me....can it?

I had a dream about Mick Carter from Eastenders last week, really felt like havibg a bath when i woke up as i dont like him
So what was that all about ?

Haha! Weird isn't it, when people you don't know or ever will turn up in your dreams?

Oh that so made me laugh!

I had a sexy dream about the dad of my son’s friend. He is the dullest, unsexiest mole-like man I’ve ever met but he was not in my dream!

Omg I had a saucy dream about Jarvis Cocker bloody years ago - it was an amazing night and I’ve often reminisced fondly whenever I’ve seen him since!!!

Also Vic Reeves 🙄

I once had a filthy dream about Meatloaf 😂😂

Jimmy Nail once. He was good!

Jeff Goldblum.

I know.

Jeff Goldbloom has nice eyes though. He's at least 7 ft tall though you might not find a bed long enough for him!

I think Jarvis has one of the sexiest voices ever. I totally get where you're going with that one.

GroovyLass - me too!! 😳

I'll see your Jarvis Cocker and raise you a ...Monty Don (in the shed!)

Jarvis Cocker Sex dream swoon

Jeremy Kyle.

I’ll get me coat...

Jeremy Corbyn! Whats with all the J's?!

I used to really fancy Jarvis. I regularly had 'special' dreams about him. All well and good - except for the fact that in my job at the time I'd often bump into him and we knew each other socially through my work, too. Having a conversation with him while thinking 'If only you knew what we did last night, you filthy creature' and trying to keep a straight face while blushing beetroot was a challenge, I can tell ya

I'm jealous! I've had a massive crush on JC since I was on my teens!

One of my best friend's shagged JC and he wasn't as anatomically blessed as your dream made out. I've always thought he'd be filthy in bed!

As damn that is a shame! Still, he does have big hands and a quick tongue 😆😆