A new year bumsex questionnaire

[CheekyChaCha]

NC and I apologise for making anyone else name change to answer.

As it's new year I thought it was time to ask the bumsex questions I have been wondering about in 2017 and that I can't bring myself to ask my girlfriends. Please feel free to add your own question to the bottom of your answer.

1. How many times have you had bumsex in 2017?
2. How long in minutes on average do you have bumsex for each time?
3. Did you really enjoy any of the times you did it in 2017?
4. How long does it take your bottom to recover fully each time in days?
5. Do you want do it more or less often in 2018?
6. Name a famous person you would love to have bumsex with if he didn't want it any other way?

My answers:

Twice
Five minutes
Yes
Five days! (This is bad)
More often
Clooney (is he too old now?)

Jesus, you've had more bumsex them I've had sex

GunnyHighway Sorry to hear that. In case there was any confusion, that is twice in the whole of 2017, not twice per month/week/day .

1. Lots of times! Why on earth would I keep count?

1. Depends if it's with DH or my BF. With BF he can last as long as we both need. My DH cannot last long at all, and he's not really into anal anyway. Unless it's me giving it to him with a strap-on. He loves that

1. I love it....... Why would I do it if I didn't?

1. No time at all ........

1. I'll get it when I want it.

1. I can't think of one in particular.......

1. How many times have you had bumsex in 2017?

I've never counted - 10ish

1. How long in minutes on average do you have bumsex for each time?

I've never timed sex of any kind. Maybe 5 minutes - not epic long sessions.

1. Did you really enjoy any of the times you did it in 2017?

Obviously! Why would anyone do it if they didn't?

1. How long does it take your bottom to recover fully each time in days?

None. If you're still recovering days later then you're doing it wrong.

1. Do you want do it more or less often in 2018?

Same

1. Name a famous person you would love to have bumsex with if he didn't want it any other way?

Bizarre question that I really can't answer

My question to you would be - did you get any advice on how to do anal before you did it, to ensure that it didn't hurt and you weren't still recovering days later?

1. How many times have you had bumsex in 2017?

Once, with my new fuck buddy

1. How long in minutes on average do you have bumsex for each time?

No idea - I'm not watching the clock

1. Did you really enjoy any of the times you did it in 2017?

Stunning orgasm on the single occasion - I was helping myself at the front

1. How long does it take your bottom to recover fully each time in days?

Never any pain, a bit farty for a couple of days!

1. Do you want do it more or less often in 2018?

More often - more sex is always good & I've been missing out for a long time. Not every time though - mix it up a bit!

1. Name a famous person you would love to have bumsex with if he didn't want it any other way?

I'm too old for a famous person to want to have sex with me, I suspect!

1. 20 Times +
2. 15 minutes average, I receive the same through pegging
3. Every time. I’m male but, my partner is the one who wants me to take the walk over biffins Bridge
4. No pain
5. As much as she wants. She says it makes her feel dirty
6. Emily Blunt

1. Lots. Probably more than I've had any other sex
2. I dont clock watch, Im enjoying myself. If i had to guess, about an hour on average
3. All of them
4. Depends.
5. Always up for more
6. I personally wouldnt want it with anyone else... but would happily strap-on for Jeri Ryan if she felt the need

Never had it, would never even consider it but whatever turns you on, crack on