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Need excitement in the bedroom

27 replies

Mummabear22 · 21/10/2017 23:03

Hi all,

Things have been getting pretty boring and samey in the bedroom with DP. I'm looking for some ideas in how to spice things up and bit and get some excitement back into the bedroom.

Thanks

OP posts:
NormaNameChange · 22/10/2017 12:20

The foods to use during sex thread has got some pretty spicy ideas....

1DAD2KIDS · 02/11/2017 02:28

What may help if you give us a list of what you have already done?

MissLead · 02/11/2017 22:26

1dad2Kids you are clearly on the look out for wanking material.

Have you not got internet access? Confused

1DAD2KIDS · 02/11/2017 22:41

MissLead I hardly think MN is a great sauce of wank (surprising just had to add that one to the phone dictionary) material. More concerning and depressing if anything. Oh and since I am communicating on here we may need to check your understanding of how the internet works. Not that i am having a pop at your understanding of the internet, easy mistake to make. I only realised myself a year ago the internet does more than porn Grin

My point is we don't know where to start with this one. We don't know where their at. We could start off vanilla and say have you tried this or do that? The OP could be like yes loads of times, boreing. All we could jump in at the darker end of the Spectrum and the OP be like you lot are a bunch of sick freaks and run a mile or be sick.

annandale · 02/11/2017 22:45

Each make a list of things you both want to try, then discuss it and pick a few?

(This doesn't work for me - only works if you can be completely honest)

Textures? I have a thing for towelling.

VanillaSugar · 02/11/2017 22:56

What was that about Vanilla?? Don't you drag me into your bedroom @1DAD2KIDS

RespoDad · 02/11/2017 22:58

Can we have a list of what you get up to in the bedroom @otherDadman? We can compare sizes notes.

BriechonCheese · 02/11/2017 23:14

What is this? A daddy dick duel?

RespoDad · 02/11/2017 23:27

😜

IfYouGoDownToTheWoodsToday · 02/11/2017 23:30

“Spice things up”

May I suggest a vindaloo?

AngelaTwerkel · 02/11/2017 23:39

"sauce of wank"

Knew I'd forgotten something at Aldi today, thanks.

LineysRun · 02/11/2017 23:42

'Sauce of wank'

As Jamie Oliver would say, from a height, drizzle from a height.

justdontevenfuckingstart · 02/11/2017 23:45

Is that in the 15 minute one or 30 minute?

LineysRun · 02/11/2017 23:49

He tends go from a height more in the 15 minuters.

Flyinggeese · 02/11/2017 23:53

Angela brilliant.

BriechonCheese · 03/11/2017 00:05

"Going in from a height is definitely" a More magazine "position of the fortnight" from 1998.

1DAD2KIDS · 03/11/2017 00:22

Sorry to drag you into this one vanilla, still your here now in this rapidly regenerating discussion.

RespoDad I'm not the one asking for suggestions. Anyway you'd all probably think my depravities are, well a little depraved.

AngelaTwerkel personally I prefer the Lidl one. 2p cheaper, richer and slightly thicker consistancy.

LineysRun I find a consistent drizzle takes a certain level of control. Jamie makes it look all so easy.

1DAD2KIDS · 03/11/2017 00:22

*Degenerating

VanillaSugar · 03/11/2017 06:43

regenerating?????

Are you a TimeLord?

1DAD2KIDS · 03/11/2017 07:40

I wish, I would love to be able to bend time an add a few hours to day. Sadly that is not one of my many tallents

BriechonCheese · 03/11/2017 08:28

shudder

RespoDad · 03/11/2017 12:42

I can regenerate into anything you want, baby 😈😜😙😙😙💋👅👅👅👅

(That's to you, otherdadthungummywhassyername)

RespoCreepyDoll · 03/11/2017 12:43

See what I mean?

ShiftyFades · 06/11/2017 16:15

This has been hilarious with the sauce of wank etc GrinGrin

However, OP, have you used any sex toys at all? Have you discussed what would turn you both on? Role play? Spanking? Etc

SausageCream · 06/11/2017 18:09

I am the sauce of wank.

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