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Mingeofsteel · 08/08/2017 18:41

Does anyone ever think they wank too much? Sometimes if DD is out I can be at it all day-it's like a compulsion.

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blueskyinmarch · 08/08/2017 18:44

I have no words. I tried to think of something witty but words have failed me. All day?

Mrscropley · 08/08/2017 18:46

Duster in each hand should be a good distraction. .
Music on - some good tunes to do housework to!!

Mingeofsteel · 08/08/2017 18:59

Housework is always done first. Seriously, I do it til I'm sore Blush

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Mingeofsteel · 08/08/2017 18:59

6 hours at once with small peeing breaks... it's not normal is it?

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pizzakat · 08/08/2017 19:05

Used to love an all day session, these days I can stretch to about 4 hours once a month

I do use a hitachi though and sometimes worry I'm desensitising myself

bowtieandheels · 08/08/2017 20:10

I can easily do a 4 hour session about once a month, think it's part of my hormonal cycle...

noego · 08/08/2017 20:35

At least you won't need the central heating on in winter :)

Moussemoose · 08/08/2017 20:37

More time than I should spend on it.
More than I admit to.

Mrscropley · 08/08/2017 20:39

You need a dog to get you out of the house op.

2littlemoos · 09/08/2017 14:29
Grin

If it feels right then it's right!

Nomdutilisateur · 09/08/2017 14:30

You could call your dog Wank.
Just to remind you not to do it.

McTufty · 09/08/2017 14:32

Woah, impressive going!

WTF is a Hitachi?

Dementedswan · 09/08/2017 14:44

I'm confused. Isn't a hitachi a TV? Confused

pizzakat · 09/08/2017 15:23

It's a mains powered body wand / pneumatic drill of orgasms

No need to worry about batteries running out just my electric bill

fuckoffdailysnail · 09/08/2017 15:27

I don't think there is a normal amount everyone is different

GoldenOrb · 09/08/2017 15:29

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Dementedswan · 09/08/2017 21:13

Be nice to have the time Blush

callmehannahbaker · 10/08/2017 20:35

@GoldenOrb obviously not. Single mum, signed of sick with mental health issues, when she's at school it happens.

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