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Tom Cruise

56 replies

floatingfrog · 11/03/2017 17:54

Just watched Eyes Wide Shut. Tom Cruise at his finest! Which film for you?

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illegitimateMortificadospawn · 12/03/2017 21:51

Is 50 shades worth a watch?

The Antiques Roadshow has more heat and vavavoom than that 50 shades film so, no, not worth it.

Ineedmorelemonpledge · 12/03/2017 22:21

To be totally honest once I saw that scene with Nicole Kidman in the bedroom pretend stoned and doubled up in the most awful pretend croaky laughter, my clitoris shrank so far up inside my pelvis it would've taken more than a Mansion hosted, fully clothed genital jamboree to coax it out!

The symbolism and conspiracy theories of the film are interesting though. You should google them OP!

Ineedmorelemonpledge · 12/03/2017 22:25

I saw so many posts from old school friends on FB describing how sexy and kinky 50 Shades was...how shocked they were.

If that defines kinky I must be an absolute bloody pervert.

And no it's not worth a watch unless you want to see a controlling git Lord his cash and own way over a simpering, lip biting haddock.

I shook my head sadly that really when it comes to money and power for some we might as well stay in the 1950's.

Tom Cruise
elQuintoConyo · 12/03/2017 22:31

Tom Cruise and sex

I mean, Top Gun was sexy - but that was Val Kilmer playing volleyball and the planes!

AnyFucker · 12/03/2017 22:42

Val Kilmer

Yessss, now you are talking. Although Top Gun was a homoerotic fancyfest, tbh

ZilphasHatpin · 12/03/2017 22:44

Top gun is up there with my top "so bad they're good" films. Grin very much appreciating Val in it.

DustyMaiden · 12/03/2017 22:48

Never seen it, I liked him in cocktails.

RockyBird · 12/03/2017 22:48

My mum fancies Tom Cruise. 'Nuff said.

RockyBird · 12/03/2017 22:48

One of my first BFs was the double of Val Kilmer. Sigh.

ShotgunNotDoingThePans · 12/03/2017 23:12

That film is bloody awful! I couldn't watch it to the end. Nicole Kidman self-consciously repeating the word 'fuck' over and over again, and those terrible fantasies! Excrutiating.

illegitimateMortificadospawn · 13/03/2017 00:01

I know I'm a wrong 'un, but I had a soft spot for Goose in Top Gun. Grin

illegitimateMortificadospawn · 13/03/2017 00:02

Has anyone seen the new 50 shades film? I'm dying to know if it is even worse.

OnMyShoulders · 13/03/2017 00:06

Rock of Ages. Smokin'.

EachandEveryone · 13/03/2017 00:14

He's not sexy but he always comes accross nice enough. He is however more attractive than that Keith Urban, how much surgery has he had?

TheFlyingFauxPas · 13/03/2017 00:30

"nice enough"

I'm sure that's what he was going for 🙂

I did like the silhouetted love scene in Top Gun.

GinSwigmore · 13/03/2017 00:54

m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=ZrjSqK7xPLE

I would have bearded for him in his younger days.

PerspicaciaTick · 13/03/2017 01:05
, although that is probably more to do with a yen for aging rock and roll bad boys then TC.
StorminaBcup · 13/03/2017 01:15

Eyes wide shut just makes me think of Kath and Kim now Grin

floatingfrog · 13/03/2017 07:28

Nice one Gin- puuuurfection! Smile

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mortificado · 13/03/2017 11:36

I can't remember the film he was in but Norman reedus. Even in walking dead he's gorgeous!
I'd do unspeakable things to that man! 😍😍

mortificado · 13/03/2017 11:37

Oh I read the thread wrong! But nothing with tin cruise in, he doesn't do it for me!

Ineedmorelemonpledge · 13/03/2017 12:56

Are you sure there's no magnetic charm there Mortificado?

😉

floatingfrog · 13/03/2017 17:02

I don't understand how so many of you are denying that Tom Cruise is a sex symbol. Hmm He is probably the most famous one in the world and has been since the 80s. Stop pretending...

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Kaybush · 13/03/2017 17:21

Tom Cruise is iconic OP but I'm trying to imagine having sex with him right now and just getting an eeeek feeling.

Eyes Wide Shut is also one of THE worst films I've ever seen - I remember having a hilarious time in the pub afterwards re-enacting the worst scenes with the friends I went with!

Dan Stevens is super horny though - can't wait for Beauty and the Beast this weekend...

Gowgirl · 13/03/2017 17:26

Nicole is far more attractive, tom became a short idiot when he dumped her for the child off dawsons creek Grin spot the girl crush!

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