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Urgh just home from the worst one night stand

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Supershagno · 16/07/2016 04:23

Although not really a ONS more very casual FWB situation.
Ended up leaving a really good night out with my mates to hook up with him (that fine, haven't had sex in a while)

He was drunker than I thought initially so sex was shit and lasted about 10 minutes. He then starts making noises about having stuff to do in the morning. I wouldn't have stayed over anyway but it still made me Hmm. Called a cab which was on its way when he says oh no stay I've sobered up a bit now. Hoping for some of his usual decent sex I cancelled the cab and re booked for an hr later. Fixed minuets later he's done and says oh shit you've got a whole hr to wait until your cab. Then starts making noises about needing to sleep and can I call the cabbage earlier.

In the end I just said I'll wait outside and left. He made a mumble about oh no don't do that etc. But was right behind me locking the door.

So I've just spent 30 minutes standing on a street corner waiting for my cab with drunk assholes walking back cat calling me Angry

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Supershagno · 16/07/2016 04:24

Cabbage is can

Fixed is five!

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Supershagno · 16/07/2016 04:24

Nope cabbage is cab

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frenchielala · 16/07/2016 04:28

What a total prick! One to forget! Have you got in your cab, did you make it home? Hope you're tucked up comfy in your own bed now.

expatinscotland · 16/07/2016 04:29

I'm abroad at the moment so some hours behind the UK. PLEASE never, ever, ever allow this person to contact you again and if he does, the only appropriate comment to him is fuck off to the far side of fuck and then fuck off some more.

What an utter cuntweasel.

Supershagno · 16/07/2016 04:29

Yes home now!

Was posting to look busy and distract dickheads from approaching.

Yes one to forget, he's not usually a twat

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Supershagno · 16/07/2016 04:32

Seriously how hard is a bit of ONS etiquette

  1. Be polite
  2. Make sure sex partner gets home ok
  3. Offer a drink
  4. Don't be a twat
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Scarzo · 16/07/2016 04:32

He doesn't sound much of a friend, and you definitely didn't benefit. What a loser (him not you).

Sorry you had a shit time. Don't see him again. Hope you find some no strings sex with someone who appreciates you a bit more Flowers.

expatinscotland · 16/07/2016 04:32

He's a twat extraordinnaire, and I say that as someone who's had more than her share of ONSs, FWBs, flings . . .

pnutter · 16/07/2016 04:54

Glad you're home safe. One to chalk up to experience 😣

TheOddity · 16/07/2016 05:30

Can't believe he thought it was ok to ask you to stay another hour and then as soon as the sex was done expect you to move the taxi forward again!! What a shit! Don't keep seeing this guy, he will push your self confidence through the floor.

KanyePest · 16/07/2016 05:36

Angry Fuck that guy! (Actually, don't. Ever again.) Twatasaurus-Rex

Supershagno · 16/07/2016 09:54

Twatasaurus Rex Grin

Just woken up, he seems even more of a douche in the cold light of day

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Summerlovinf · 18/07/2016 09:41

I'd call the cabbage on this relationship if I were you...better luck next time Wink

uglyflowers · 06/08/2016 20:07

How disrespectful! Don't even speak to him ever again!

Missgraeme · 06/08/2016 20:17

Maybe call a cabbage next time?? Takes longer to get through a plate of lovely greens with butter!! I would be mad - u have been swizzed!! So disrespectful on a Saturday night!

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