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Would you consider five inches to be small?

30 replies

NCForSexSection · 28/04/2016 01:41

To clarify, I'm referring to penis size. Just interested in people's opinions.

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whitershadeofpale · 28/04/2016 01:45

I've never got a tape measure out but I believe it's average.

GraysAnalogy · 28/04/2016 01:48

I've never measured. Because size doesn't matter its how it makes you feel, which is to do with a load of factors rather than just length.

BartholinsSister · 28/04/2016 06:36

Presumably it will get bigger when aroused.

SaveSomeSpendSome · 28/04/2016 06:41

Its average.

The problem with a willy being too big is it bloody hurts against your cervix!

BackToTheCaveman · 28/04/2016 09:06

Depends on the size of what it is going in to (a seldom mentioned discussion point that).

LisaRinnasLips · 28/04/2016 09:08

What's the girth like?

HyacinthBouquetNo1 · 28/04/2016 10:19

I think its too small, sorry

Chapsview · 28/04/2016 13:26

Great point Back!

A small organ will never fill a Cathedral Grin

expatinscotland · 28/04/2016 13:27

Too small, IMO.

LisaRinnasLips · 28/04/2016 14:11

Def too small for me after two kids Grin

AnyFucker · 28/04/2016 14:17

Are you one of those blokes that gets off on people telling you your penis is too small ?

LisaRinnasLips · 28/04/2016 14:32

Jesus, there really is a fetish for everything

AnyFucker · 28/04/2016 15:10

Yep

0phelia · 28/04/2016 15:16

It ain't large honey, but it's not too small if it's used right.

DownstairsMixUp · 28/04/2016 15:19

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fitzbilly · 28/04/2016 15:20

Yes I would but girth is actually the most important measurement. It really counts.

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Beautifulstorm · 30/04/2016 22:40

I don't think it's small no

tb · 01/05/2016 10:48

Anyone remember the Channel 4 or 5 programme from early 2003 called Man's Best Friend?

There was this poor Dutch bloke who had really curly hair framing his face who'd suffered impotence since the first gf to see his erection had burst out laughing.

The surgeon on the programme explained that there is another 2" or thereabouts of penis buried under the fat covering the equivalent of the mon pubis. Once some of that is removed, it provides another 2" of length. He was a much happier bunny after the op Smile

Then there was the obnoxious bi man who complained really snidely that all women were crap at oral. Even if he were the last man on the planet he'd have had zero chance - he was an obnoxious entitled git - and that's the best of his good points.

evrybuddy · 03/05/2016 07:09

I think the general internet wisdom is that average length is 5-6 inches - even that's not precise Confused 5.5 inches?
Naturally there will be some smaller than that and some bigger.

I'm no statistician but I would say that puts 5 inches at the small end of the average range.
There must be a 'small' range too - I guess! - probably 4-5inches, maybe - huh!
So could you say 5 is at the big end of small or small end of average....

Average girth or circumference is also supposed to be 5 inches ish...

So 5 x 5 seems to like the starting points on the average range in all directions

Talk about square pegs in round roles.... crikey!

SoleBizzz · 03/05/2016 23:00

Yrs. I won't accept anything less than a ten inches.

FoolMe · 04/05/2016 06:47

It doesn't matter how big it is if all the bloke knows how to do is pound a woman with it. I'd rather have a bloke with a small dick if he knows what he's doing

Twinkie1 · 04/05/2016 10:27

I'd say it's fine, girth is more important IMO.

I had one acquaintance who was double that and very girthy too, it's was an experience but not one that I'd want to go back to!

Cystitis was a frequent visitor back then.

Owllady · 04/05/2016 10:29

I'm not interested

evrybuddy · 04/05/2016 11:21

5 inches is small but it's a bit like asking if a Fiat500 is a small car.

Of course it is - unless the passengers are really wee too....

5 inches is small but the right question is, is it too small?

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