I want one of these....

[WallyBantersJunkBox]

But do you think it's design over substance?

I think I would be quite disturbed to hear "old time banjo" music emanating from between my legs. I am quite fond of the odd cornet now and then and I am also big fan of sex toys but somethings just don't mix !

Ha ha good point but probably better than the sound of an ice cream van jingle....

I think it would be a bigger to clean with all those ridges

*bugger

Ah but it's a waterproof ice cream

Hope the 'old time banjo' music isn't of the genre of

I was leaning on a lampost on the corner of the street, oh me, oh my, waiting for a certain little lady to come by, oh me, oh my....

.....yes, I know that George Formby played the ukelele, but I thought that perhaps he'd also recorded some songs on the bango as I didn't think they were that different.

OP are you talking about the Womanizer or the plate of pasta?

I have a Womanizer its hard to beat.