Could you pick it out a line up

[Busybuzzybumblebee]

Hi all,

Was talking with friends today regarding whether you would be able to pick out your partners baked package out of a line up (apparently it was in a mag) anyway I said I probably wouldn't be able to, my dp is quite shy when it comes to flashing it about, obviously I've seen it but it's usually when in the middle of stuff, I have been up close down there but not inspected it just out it in mouth etc.

My friends thought this was very odd, I hadn't really thought about it before now but is it odd? Would you be able to???

My dp sleeps naked but wouldn't walk about with it all hanging loose.

So am I in the minority???

Yes.

Hell yes!
I've spent a lot of time in close proximity to it, I am very confident I could pick him out of a line up.

This line up, exactly what's happening? How does it work? I mean are they just poking their penises through a prefabricated willy display device. Or are they wearing a full on black gimp suit with only the schlong poking through. How close are we standing to the selection of trouser snakes? I can't picture the set up.

Is there a prize? If you get it wrong, is there a forfeit?

I'm afraid I can't answer without more information.

I'm hoping 'baked' is a typo.

Yes I could definitely spot it. (my ex) it's the only bit of him I liked.

In what scenario would I ever need to identify that part of my DH in a line up?
(Sheltered life!)

Wasn't this actually part of some god awful game show featuring Denise Van Otten, back in the day??! A whole line of men behind a screen with just their bits on display for a wife or girlfriend to recognise. Except the penises were often 'decorated' with sherlock Holmes style hats and pipes....
Was it called Something For The Weekend? It was shit whatever it was.

Is a baked package the latest term for a lunchbox?

Penis id is on Hand of God new Amazon drama I watched it last night if you need a scenario. My dh is v proud of his me and the dog could id it easy.

The dog!

Mind you, if DH had been in an accident such that he could only be recognised by his genitalia, I think I might ask for a DNA identification instead (makes note to swerve that TV programme).

A friend told me about a party game where the men all stand naked & their blind-folded wives have to pick out their partner by feel. The friend had been a guest at someone's country house & was horrified. We decided it must be some minor public school city banker game & that such games were best avoided.

Yes the dog has taken to hiding under the covers when dh does his yes I woke I up I am alive and omg I love my penis dance in the mornings

Oh dear just me then, maybe I should spend more time inspecting it

Alas yes. DH isn't fond of clothes. I blame his naturist grandfather...

Could you pick it out by the smell? Apparently David Cameron's whiffs of bacon.

I love the idea that lightninggirl's wakes up so full of joy and gratitude that he has to do a penis dance to express it. that's hilarious.

He's nearly 60 it's sounds better than it looks [grins]

Christ yes! He has a spectacular cock, I'd never struggle to identify it by sight or touch!

baked package??

I think I could. putting it to the test though

Not (d'oh)

What LosingtheWill said - have also been inspecting just so I'm sure though!

My DH likes to show his off at any given opportunity. Usually doing silly dances or something called flies eyes which has mentally scarred me for life! I'm pretty confident I could pick it out in a line up yes!

Sorry but wtf is a baked package?!
Could I pick DH's cock out in a line up? Fuck knows & I really hope I'm never in the unfortunate position to be asked to... How wierd would that be

I want to know about flies eyes please