Wfh as usual today which generally means a morning of wandering around in my dressing gown and sitting at my computer til I can be bothered to get dressed. Decided to oil my kitchen worktop in the meantime as I’m not busy (work wise). I’m standing in front of the worktop oiling away and looking out of the window at the same time when I feel my dressing gown coming loose. I pull on the wrong cord to tighten it and my boobs are suddenly on full show. If anyone would have been passing they would have been quite surprised.. would they have taken offense I wonder.. or averted their eyes in shock ? Or pointed and laughed?