please recommend some erotic literature

[ThatVikRinA22]

doesnt have to be too highbrow, (ive got the story of O.)

something to get my pulse racing. saucier the better. need to get my mojo back. ( i think im starting to find it and need a bit of a push!)

(i have in the past read the stories in traditional lads mags porn, but i dont have any and cant bring myself to buy any either! a book or two online i could probably manage)

thanks.

Jackie Collins books. Saucy bitch she is

If you want more story with a bit of sex, then the LK Hamilton Merry Gentry ones are good, as are Richelle Mead's succubus ones.

Ladies,

are these saucy stories of which you speak female orientated? Just wondering what a poor bloke has to do............honestly just wondering..

As in the central character female?

I assume that all the stories are to tittilate the ladies, so I think that I should step back from this thread...

Can I just second Penguin's suggestion of dipping your toes in Twilight fanfic? Some of it is properly smutty and very well done. Honestly, you don't really need to have read OR have liked Twilight to enjoy it (most of us on TSA have long forgotten what the original books were all about). plus it's of course completely free...

There is a book called Submission...its well worth a look

INABT you could read Jackie Collins books too, Some are centered on a male star, pure filth and great story lines, compelling reading

The erotic writers guild compilation one of SGB's site is a mix for both iirc.

Ineed: you can try the Xcite books as well, they are a good mixture (they just don't publish the stuff that women -and quite a few men - generally hate ie 'dirty fucking big titty slag begs for cock'.)

I almost always recommend that people seek out short story anthologies first as what makes good erotic fiction, just like anything else, is actually pretty subjective and if you get an anthology with various authors in you can decide to seek out more work by the ones you liked the best. Generally in an anotholgoy of 10 or more stories, there will be one that you don't care for, several that are ok and at least one that really blows your bits off.

SGB,

having my bits blown off sounds painful, not sexy...

How do you buy things off the site btw SGB? There are books, prices, an ad for Nochex, but couldn't see where to click to actually buy

WDFDTD,

don't click anything!! It might blow your bits off!

am coming back to this thread later when i find out how to hide my history!

fantastic recommendations so far thankyou!

im going to do a spot of midnight shopping later.

i need a body transplant...are you a fella? i actually rather liked your recommendations
cliterati was an eye opener too...

i will be back later.

toys next - recommendations please ladies/gents!
(am thinking rabbit and a ring thingy.)

i really maybe should have namechanged for this.

Vicar,

yep last time I looked (no-one else will...) I am a fella

don't name change ..although visions of a vicar in a tutu..shudder..unless it's the vicar of Dibley,now that would make me smile hehe

Vicar, if you click on the drop menu of whatever site you are using ie google there should be a clear history bit to click at the bottom.

And you can set up your internet to clear your history every time you sign off

Vicar, if it's a couple's toy you're after, I can highly recommend a vibrating cock ring, one with a proper multi speed bullet that can be removed and used seperately.
The lovehoney one is very good, DH says it's comfy to wear and the bullet is nice and strong.

thanks mal. is lovehoney a website? off for a google.

i feel very coy and a shamefaced about asking all this...but id really have no idea where to start!

ahaaaa

found it. will watch later when kids are safely out of the way,

Flames: To buy off my site, click on the NOchex button and it should take you direct to Nochex, which will allow you to send money - just say in the 'message' bit what you want and where to send it.
Alternatively just email me at decadentz @ gmail.com, let me know what you want and I will tell you whether it's in stock or not and you can paypal me the £.

SGB - am on your site, looking at lit, any recommendations?

zuleika and the barbarian by beatrice small

i've only got it in french otherwise I would lend it you

PMSL - you wouldn't have got those recommendations from the Goatbreeders

haha!! hello you....dont i know it! this is a much more illuminating site in all manner of ways (i knew i should have name changed!)

i have spent some money tonight and not all of it on books ...

im not quite sure what DH is going to make of this mind you!

Go for it! {grin]