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Original poster

100% guranteed meth0ds of initiating sex?

13 replies

PerfectPrefect · 31/05/2009 00:10

Somthing I am crap at

but tonight I need feel like a bit of nooky.

How do I incite such an act with guranteed sucess.

So far I am considering a full shave of the ladygarden - but after 1/2 bottle of wine this may be dangerous and lead to a bloodbath.

Any other GUARANTEED methods?

OP posts:
aseriouslyblondemoment · 31/05/2009 00:19

just jump him fgs

Tortington · 31/05/2009 00:20

jesus - shaving...really?

i just have to rub dh's chest when i get in bed and we are away - how hard can it be?

Original poster
PerfectPrefect · 31/05/2009 00:23

if only it were that easy blinde/custy....

OP posts:
aseriouslyblondemoment · 31/05/2009 00:25

why not?
if i want it i just go for it..!

LovelyTinOfSpam · 31/05/2009 00:27

Um....

Hand on thigh and move it up?

His or yours would probably work

Is he not v responsive or are you just not used to it?

Please don't start shaving your fanny at this time of night half a bottle of wine down. it will end in tears!

SolidGoldBrass · 31/05/2009 11:18

Sadly there is no 100% guaranteed method which is actually ethical. But saying to your DH that you are in the mood or whatever phrase you use in your house has as good a chance of working as anything.

TwoScrambled · 31/05/2009 12:13

Hand on thigh works well! Nice clear message!

nikki1978 · 31/05/2009 17:30

"Fancy a f*ck?"

My DH needs very little prompting and is just as happy with me saying I fancy it as when I do a whole seduction routine

Why not just tell him to go upstairs as you want to give him a massage then when he is relaxed you can take advantage.

I'm pretty sure most men need very little in the way of seduction unlike us complicated ladies

seeker · 31/05/2009 17:34

With most men - breathing is all it takes!

FabulousBakerGirl · 31/05/2009 17:38

Did you get any?

LovelyTinOfSpam · 31/05/2009 19:10

Good question FBG

RedCharityBonney · 31/05/2009 20:34

"Are you ... in the mood?"

Sorted.

ToughDaddy · 31/05/2009 21:30

Clint Eastwood, I think used to/does say "honey have you flossed?" Don't ask me why?

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