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is there a male equivalent of a rabbit?

21 replies

mckenzie · 29/04/2009 23:07

My RLF's husband bought her a new rabbit which she's been really enjoying . Her husband was a tad jealous as he said there isn't an equivalent for him, a modern day blow up doll I guess is what he means. I told my RLF that i would ask on Mumsnet as, if there was such a thing, somebody on here would know about it!
So, is there?

TIA

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FluffyBunnyGoneBad · 29/04/2009 23:09

www.homemade-sex-toys.com/balloon-sex-bundle.html

thisisyesterday · 29/04/2009 23:10

yes there is. you can get fake fannies made of soft rubber stuff

mckenzie · 29/04/2009 23:11

thanks for your tip fluffy - bit of a palaver though huh?
I'll suggest your idea thisisyesterday - thank you.

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FluffyBunnyGoneBad · 29/04/2009 23:12

blow up doll?

KerryMumbles · 29/04/2009 23:15

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

mckenzie · 29/04/2009 23:16

I think what thisisyesterday has suggested looks like the modern version of the blow up doll. I've just sent my RLF a link to a website that came up on Google. Thanks everyone.

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BitOfFun · 29/04/2009 23:39

I was led to believe that men come with them pre-installed at the end of their right arm? < naive >

differentID · 29/04/2009 23:42

I believe there is a vibrating cock ring available?

S1ur · 29/04/2009 23:45

Well I am very much enjoying that link taverymuch Fluffy me ol' mucker.

come over a bit Blue Peter and have; one cardboard popcorn bucket, an empty tube from a roll of toilet paper or paper towels, a latex glove, duct tape, a marker, scissors and an exacto knife.....? no need for sticky back plastic oh no

10/10ers? Bell Pepper-Asparagus Clit Vibe?

Quote of the week? "...remember, you're making sex toys not digging ditches..."

something for everyone there.

seriouscase · 29/04/2009 23:46

omg ROFL at your link Fluffy!

mamamea · 30/04/2009 08:38

www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/male-sex-toys/

FluffyBunnyGoneBad · 30/04/2009 13:02

Haaaa. I'll have to delete all the links incase ds gets nosey! The trash you can find on the web!

OrmIrian · 30/04/2009 13:04

Yes. They are called bucks...

oh... I see

I really wouldn't know

PinkTulips · 30/04/2009 13:13

i opened planning on posting;

they're all called rabbits but the males are bucks and the females are does

[innocent emoticon]

bit sad that they're giving each other presents to avoid having sex with each other...

solidgoldSneezeLikeApig · 30/04/2009 14:16

Oh there are loads of toys now. these are very popular. And this is good too.
PinkTUlips, don't talk nonsense. Sex toys are a fun addition to a happy relationship and can help a struggling one sometimes (if one partner has a much lower libido than the other, or a physicial problem which makes sex difficult).

mckenzie · 30/04/2009 14:23

Quite agree solidgold and also, as in my friends case, one partner works night shifts 3 times a week.

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thesilverlining · 30/04/2009 14:43

oh i am soooo naive...i thought you were talking about real life rabbits - i was about to put "Buck"........

(Gets coat and hastily exits........)

thesilverlining · 30/04/2009 14:44

oh just read all the posts - realise i am not the only one - thank god for that!!!!

PinkTulips · 30/04/2009 15:10

hmm... pretty sure do would see it as the ultimate 'fuck off and wank yourself' if i gave him a 'modern blow up doll'

wouldn't be too impressed if gave me a rabbit either...

dp used to do shift work 4 nights a week 12 hour nights, we had sex more then than now! and oddly my fanjo didn't pine for him so badly while he was at work i needed toys to keep me company.

solidgoldSneezeLikeApig · 30/04/2009 18:53

PinkTulips: well, what works for you, works for you. But please don't dismiss other people's preferences as 'sad' just because they don't float your particular boat.

Opentooffers · 02/07/2024 16:53

Fleshlite I would of thought, or any fake silicone vag thing fir men. Just look on lovehoney, you'll find something.

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