What would you like to change with your DP?

[austinsmam]

Mine i would like, to lose a little weight.
He is carrying a little too much timber.

Oh how I would love if he could give me a straightforward answer to a question, oh stop him saying 'i don't know what to say' in response to a question about some sort of emtional discussion.

Only his ability to locate the TV remote and turn the TV over to any sort of sport be it darts or tiddly winks during every commercial break.

Other than that he is pretty much perfect!

And after reading some of the things you girls have written I am glad that I have trained him out of leaving skid marks and that he hasn;t got a smelly willy!

I would like my DP to actually pay for something once in a while. Nothing huge, nothing extravagant, perhaps a weeks shopping here and there or to give me something towards it! I do realise it is my own fault though as I have let him do this from the word go, nearly a year now

Perhaps need to have a chat, just don't really want another row.

Sadly as I'm sat here thinking about this I realise that there are quite a lot of things I wouldn't miss if he stopped doing them! farting being the least of his bad habits and personality issues!!

AIBU??

Weight. And find a way to stop him morphing any further into Victor Meldrew

Well he's 6ft 6" and I'm 5ft 3" and it would be nice to hug him and not kiss his belly button, but then I guess that once we lie down that all sorts itself out ....

Naaa... wouldn't change a thing. He's beautiful. Makes my knees wobble... and he doesn't snore or fart round me... (he's not too keen on our cat tho, and that bothers me a bit)... but I can live with that .

Nothing at all

I'd like him to be slightly shorter (or me a bit taller!) but that's about all

I'd like to change nothing, he is lovely the way he is.
Apart from using MY mobile to record his farts and setting it as my message tone without me knowing!!!!!!!!

I'm sure this will change as we've only been together for (just under) 5 years - married for one. BUT. I wouldn't change anything.

He does more housework than me, he does all the DIY, he lets me control all the finances and money, he does pass wind but it doesn't smell, he tolerates my family a lot better than I tolerate his, he walks the dog three times a day since I've been PG without complaining and he does ALL the ironing because of my swollen feet and ankles!! When I complain that I'm putting on weight or I've got a spot he says "That just means there's more of you to love"

I'm sure his list about what he would change about me would be soooo long!!

Have I made you all sick yet?!

He's probably having an affair with Swedish twins!!

xxx

Hiya dawn - what a coincidence - i was just about to jump on here and say the exact same thing as you!!

I wouldnt change a single thing about my DH - he is wonderful

The only thing I would change about my man is the following...

I wish he came from a loving functional family of which me and dd could be part

We live a plane ride away from my amazing family and his are closer. Unfortunately they're awful e.g. his dad hasn't once met our dd (7 months )

Wouldn't change anything about my fella though.... over the last 8 years he's proved himself to be loving, supportive, generous, funny, an amazing dad, my best friend and fantastic in the sack . I'm a happy girl!

I'd like him to be able to get home earlier so I can see more of him.

I'd like him to work out how to put stuff in the dishwasher and not just leave it on the side.

Apart from that he's pretty much OK! Oh - it would be good if he stopped thinking that farting in bed was funny....