For those that are interested, here is a 2nd and, I hope ... final update on my axe-murderer bloke story.
(if you're not interested, please don't comment with " why you still bothering" etc ... its all light-hearted!)
So, last night I left my MSN on whilst I watched a movie downstairs. Forgot it was on. When I came back up I had a few messages from axe-murderer...
"Hi babe x"
"You there?"
"So I take it you're out sucking cock all weekend then with your string of blokes? good job because you couldn't handle a real man, even if you do karate"
SO I bit the bait and said "I was downstairs, you need anger management"
well...this opened up hours of wierd, sometimes abusive messages. I was too intrigued to block or turn it off so I carried on talking to him.
I think he may have been drinking. He started going on about how he was ex para and the government had screwed him over and he was only trying to do his bit for the kids .... how everyone in his town now "wants sum" and he can't go out He started on about father's rights, how he should be like most blokes and beat up women to get what he wants. He said something about "out of control females" and was rambling switching from nice guy to mr nutcase.
He told me he could "kick my arse" karate or no karate AND he could "kick my instructors arse too" Then he started with the "bitch, you're trying to play with my head, you slut" and he said he felt sorry for my kids!?!
I think I was annoying him more as I'm pretty impossible to offend and kept suggesting councilling and anger management lol.
Oh and he told me he's done "some bad things".
I said "we all have" so he replied "no, I mean really bad things babe..."
I think he was trying to make out he was someone famous/well known criminal type too because he said "if you meet me face to face, you'll see who I am"
Oh yes, and after all this he decided to give me an ultimatum ... make a deal so to speak :
"You meet me outside (pub) at 2pm tomorow (today)" errr yeah right! after you've just revealed yourself as a raving loony!?!
So that is axe murderer update number 1. All I can think is THANK GOD I did not give him my address when he was trying to get it. Complete nutter. He now even admits that he's unstable ... but that's all Britains fault of course.
Be careful with the online dating thing!!