Anyone ever had an accident whilst getting frisky? And I don't mean bladder or baby related!

[Disenchanted3]

The kind you see on accident and emergency programmes where they look mortified?! Lol.

I had a rather unfortunate mild accident myself once, may reveal if I feel brave enough!

BoF and Marne - how do you shred a foreskin? Do I want to know?

Someone once accidently thrust his dick up my bottom during a very rampant session. It was agony and I couldn't poo for 3 days it hurt so much. I think he did it on purpose, to be honest, without realising it would hurt me so much, although he's always claimed it was accidental.

I think it results from, erm, clenching at the wrong moment...

< fires a pingpong ball at Anyfucker >

I was very young and (ahem) tight, i think i pushed down to hard whilst on top , i can't really remember all the details apart from there was a lot of blood.

err, bestfriend, that was no accident

Sazzlelou, I am quite revelling in the image of your pain

BOF,

I know it wasn't an accident, I was there!! If he'd only asked me nicely, and got the lube and taken it gently I would have agreed, what a wazzock. He totally backtracked when he could see how much agony I was in.

omg, ladies ladies, I am wetting myself laughing.

Am adding this to watch list.

BOF
was very painful, hurt to blink

Have laughed a lot at these!

This isn't really in the same league but it made us laugh - once with my ex bf I had really dressed up, set the mood in my room with candles etc and later on unbuttoned my top and sexily (so I thought!) flung it across the room - not noticing that it had landed on a lit candle!

We managed to put the fire out but my housemates were very intrigued by the smell of burnt fabric for days.

I love it!

An ex bf was trying to slide off my jeans seductively but they were rather tight and my knee shot out and smacked him in the nose - blood....

Also managed to vomit on the same boyfriend after being unable to gouge a pube out from my mouth....have always prided myself on my strong anti gag reflex!!

Well.. I have ripped the bit of skin under the tongue form vigorous erm tongue action. And Ive had a very long false nail slice down my inner labia.. bled like mad and the person concerned was very upset. It took a while to heal and would break open at anything vigourous

Noticed DISENCHANTED did the tongue thing as well.. it hurts doesnt it ??

Oh and yes have thrown up on someone giving a BJ... I was mortified bringing up a BLT I had eaten previously (and yes know that means something else as well ).

The bloke said the warm rush of vomit was quite a nice feeling (boak)