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Original poster

think of some thing smutty to reply to DP's text msg for me

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onlywantsone · 02/02/2009 21:19

He's sent me a message saying "I really want to tie you up - please tell me what you'd like me to do to you"

... Ive been running around after my DD and my friends DCs all day and simple, have a mind blank. He works away, lol and is obviously horny, and I'm not so help me out here...

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scrooged · 02/02/2009 21:20

"I'll be the one tying you up!"

Don't tell him you'll be leaving him there for a while

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onlywantsone · 02/02/2009 21:27

lol I'm lying on my sofa watching crap on TV - not really in the right frame of mind so be replying to his nightly naughty messages. Bless him

He wouldn't except being tyed up at all...

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scrooged · 02/02/2009 21:33

Just tell him you want to tie him up, cover him in strawberry sauce and chocolate and take it from there. Do this and leave him waiting.

BalloonSlayer · 02/02/2009 21:33

"I wanna cuddle you and make soft tender love with you my darling and fall asleep in your strong arms"

note the sleepy tones . . . he will not expect anything energetic - if you're lucky he may not even expect you to move.

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onlywantsone · 02/02/2009 21:35

Balloon Slayer I like your ideas... clever

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onlywantsone · 02/02/2009 21:36

Have sent Balloon's message waits with baited breath

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onlywantsone · 02/02/2009 21:49

he's replied

"I want that too emily. I want to feel you around me and be everything to you, D x"

I love him... bless

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Alibabaandthe40nappies · 02/02/2009 23:14

Ah that's made me go all fuzzy

southeastastra · 02/02/2009 23:16

he sounds like a nut

MumHadEnough · 02/02/2009 23:17

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

GawdAllMightyfeelthelove · 02/02/2009 23:18

Southeast snort

BalloonSlayer · 03/02/2009 12:36

Awwww, did you have a good evening?

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