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does anyone else actually "want it" during menstruation

111 replies

abitembarrassedtoask · 09/01/2009 15:03

i'm just over 40 and a namechanger...cos this is a bit embarrassing.does anyone else actually feel they want sex when on their periods....wondering if i'm nearing the change or something cos this has been a fairly recent thing.i did actually also feel like it alot more during my pregnancies.anyone else like me or am i a bit odd?

OP posts:
moondog · 09/01/2009 15:25

I always expect to find Naily and Expat on shagging threads.

(Happy New year ladies.)

abitembarrassedtoask · 09/01/2009 15:25

actually lulabellarama,you're right there...it's not really as bad as you imagine it's going to be is it.glad i'm not the only one that feels like this.

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nailpolish · 09/01/2009 15:26

"I can't be arsed with the washing it would take!"

words fail me...

expatinscotland · 09/01/2009 15:26

now i don't get shower sex or water sex. it's not comfortable and it feels weird.

once also wound up in the ER because of drunken shower sex .

nailpolish · 09/01/2009 15:27

piss off md you lush

AnarchyAunt · 09/01/2009 15:27

I am 27.

And roffling @ horndog. Superb.

ClaireDeLoon · 09/01/2009 15:28

I'm much more bothered than DP because of the mess but it doesn't really bother me enough to not do it tbh, just get a towel like others have said! DP isn't bothered in the slightest, it all washes off after all!

expatinscotland · 09/01/2009 15:28

i'm on my 5th day of detox, moondog! thinking of you .

WowOoo · 09/01/2009 15:29

No, but do feel extra horny before and have been known to come on during sex a good few times.

expatinscotland · 09/01/2009 15:30

Thank you for sharing, Wow.

OsmosisBanana · 09/01/2009 15:30

Veering slightly off track... There were a bunch of images in the mirror online or some such of weird xrays.

Most wincey by far was the woman with a can of hairspray stuck up her butt. Obviously the standard anus sized household objects weren't up to the task.

moondog · 09/01/2009 15:31

Why are you detoxing Expat?

Ewww at the word 'horny'.
It's as bad as 'gusset' or 'pants' or 'belly'.

moondog · 09/01/2009 15:32

Yes, ever so slightly off track.

OsmosisBanana · 09/01/2009 15:32

or 'moist'

nailpolish · 09/01/2009 15:32

yes horny is a terrible word

rmeember that dance track "im horny horny horny horny"

argh

nailpolish · 09/01/2009 15:33

moist

randy is better than horny but still cringey

expatinscotland · 09/01/2009 15:33

I used to go out with a trauma doctor at a large county hospital, so they saw all kinds of things and of course, had to treat people who were in the county jail.

They got a lady in who was caught trying to smuggle a gun in to her boyfriend in jail.

It was up her butt. Seeing as that all firearms have a 90 degree angle in them where the barrel, even part of it, attaches to the handle, I can only imagine how she got that thing up there.

But anyhow, her muscles constricted big time and made it hard to get it out.

Boak.

moondog · 09/01/2009 15:33

For weeks I thought she was sinigng

'Honey, honey,honey'

I tell ya, i am as pure and innocent as driven snow.

OsmosisBanana · 09/01/2009 15:34

or... used in conjunction....

moist...panties...

moondog · 09/01/2009 15:34

lol at you too
Expat's stories of Texan lunatics and NP's word assocaitions.

I should be getting on with my bloody MSc!

nailpolish · 09/01/2009 15:34

oh md
you are so sweet and innocent...

i bet that woman took a LOT of drugs to relax that sphincter

expatinscotland · 09/01/2009 15:34

i'm detoxing to see if i can lose anymore weight, moony. and i really partied over Xmas .

no, this guy was a horndog. he was just like in heat. it got old.

moondog · 09/01/2009 15:35

horny in my panties with a moist gusset

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nailpolish · 09/01/2009 15:35

msc in what?

nailpolish · 09/01/2009 15:35

horndog reminds me of corndog

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