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a small (ish) moan about my aunt.......demented and insane woman (argh)

41 replies

psychohohohoho · 06/01/2009 20:55

just a bloody long rant teeny tiny moan.

she rang earlier......

she apparently bumped into someone at the weekend, and needed to tell me about it.

she asked me if I remembered when I was small, before I started school, and remembered the special nursery I went to (it was for children in special circumstances......ie, foster care, difficult home life etc).

yes, I said.

she then asked if I remembered my little friend from then (M), again, yes.

and did I remember that I used to 'holiday' with them when she and my uncle used to go away without me.

NO, I do NOT remember having 'holidays' with them, however, I DO remember being abandoned to all and sundry when they both went on their exotic holidays, without me.

yes, abandoned I say.....with 'friends' from nursery, Girls brigade leaders, neighbours, aunts and uncles that were not actually related to me by blood...

the is TRULY TRULY demented if she thinks I looks back on those times fondly.

altho, TBH, I probably did enjoy them at the time, as they were with NORMAL people.....!!!!

OP posts:
HappyPSYCHOnewYear · 08/01/2009 22:15

.....sorry squirdle.

he does indeed have a cool name

Squirdle · 08/01/2009 22:17

Squidle sounds as if I have a bad toileting problem!

HappyPSYCHOnewYear · 08/01/2009 22:21

PMSL

Now I also have a toileting problem.

oooh, flame has a crash today, she is ok, very very shaky but focusing on flameboy being ok (he was safely in his carseat), but a lady pulled out in front of her!!

Jacksmama · 08/01/2009 22:24

oh dear
how scary [fright emoticon]
if flame is a ((((HUG))) type pass one on from me

need that booze yet? i have some Bombay Sapphire I'd be willing to share if you provide the tonic

stealthsquiggle · 08/01/2009 22:25

I knew this would be your thread before I opened it, Psycho - poor you

Good to have a good bitch about your mad as box of frogs aunt with your DB once she was safely our of the way, though.

Squirdle · 08/01/2009 22:43

Oh know, poor Flame. Hope she is ok. Will send her a quick text in bit. Glad E ok too, tis horrible isn't it!

Looking forward to catching up with you both next week...it's been tooooo long!!

Squirdle · 08/01/2009 22:45

Oh know!!! What am I on!!?? I think I am tired...or the lack of heating is affecting my brain!!!

HappyPSYCHOnewYear · 08/01/2009 22:47

see.....see....tis easy to make mistakes in typing is it not!!!!........

thankyou for the ((hugs)), she does indeed like hugs.

stealth, we did indeed have a good joint moan about her.....very theraputic.

oh, and wine is now warming my insides

onlyjoking9329 · 08/01/2009 22:50

want to borrow my hitman? he is busy at the moment but you can go on the waiting list

HappyPSYCHOnewYear · 08/01/2009 22:53

.....OJ......how are you my dear??

and yes please, pass on my details, that would be fabulous

is he doing ok on your job??

onlyjoking9329 · 08/01/2009 22:55

i think i will need him forever for a little while yet, but will pass on your details thou he may be scared off when i give him your name

HappyPSYCHOnewYear · 08/01/2009 22:56

oh damn....he'll take one look and figure I should be able to handle it myself won't he.

maybe I can be backup, as a psycho, and help him first for you

onlyjoking9329 · 08/01/2009 23:02

now theres a plan, thou not sure you are scary enough for the MIL

HappyPSYCHOnewYear · 08/01/2009 23:09

no, maybe not

I am sure my aunt would be tho, so maybe the hitman can come get her, and then use her as his 'weapon'....

onlyjoking9329 · 08/01/2009 23:16

The updated plan sounds much better

HappyPSYCHOnewYear · 08/01/2009 23:17

oh, happy thoughts...

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