bloody hilarious (dont enter if you disagree with sex toys) found these and they r so funny

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hi all discovered something that loked interesting (if your into that type of thing) but all it has done is make me laugh

made an order from lovehoney.com the other day and just recieved my goodies and have been sat here laughing and intrigued

we ordered his and hers remote controlled vibrating egg/ring they connect to your phone via wireless and set off when you send /recieve texts and call and if you dial 0 they go for gold they are so funny put the batteries in to check they work and they wouldnt do anything then i got a text message and they both went bouncing across my table - was not expecting that lol

thought id share a funny moment with you all

i know so was i lol
just turned power off cause they both started bouncing in the box but my fone didnt ring read the box it says reacts to any fone within 2 metres lol neighbours must be on fone

If they went bouncing across your table you really ought to consider doing some more pelvic floor exercises.

lmao soup

lmao soupdragon!!

i might not need to do them anymore if these things are that good lol

might get perscribed them by mw lol

www.lovehoney.co.uk/s.cfm?term=vibraexciter lol if you go onto the male one it shows a video demonstration there isnt any snakes in this clip
just a bold guy in a white coat lol

Soupy!!!

how long before someone joins in saying "how immature" i dont care i found it funny. you know your looking at the vid clip even if its only due to curiosity

Am I missing something? I have watched the video clip all the way through (maybe looking for something to spice up dh's life?) and as far as I could see, when the guy in the white coat's phone rang, the cock ring did not vibrate, did it?

lmao @ "neighbours must be on fone"

do they get many calls?

doh bugger buger cant get the clip to load for me but ive seen them and they REALLY do vibrate - looking forwrd to having fun later whether it be for the sexlife or hilarity lol

Just put your phone on vibrate, put it in your pants and wait for a text. Much cheaper in these credit crunch days.

Nice love honey white coat...

"scroll through and find your favourite" "cocked and loaded" lol

gotta love it

hehe i have a brick of a fone would look like id had sex change

could you imagine calling your provider for a new fone if something went wrong and having to explain that!!!

Isn't your baby 6 weeks old? And dd2 is what 19 months ish?

Where the frigging heck do you find the time/energy/libido?

Have you seen the monkeyspanker on the Ann Summers site ?

DP is very curious .

lol yes SOH thats right 6 weeks, 20 months, 3 years and 5 years but the excellent bed routine helps with that i get realx yime from 6.30 onwards (other than baby they r all in bed asleep) and that US time hehe

That'd be okay if it was only dh that called me on my mobile rather than, you know, my mum!!

dh thought of that pne and said he wouldnt answer or if he had too then he would just say he has put his back out lol

gna be a few painful backs hehe

just had a look around the website, had to buy the red light cock ring clit teaser. Twas only £1.99.

hehe they have some really cheap stuff dont they

Love the review of the womens one - make sure your on a ow text price plan!!!!!!

still havnt had a chance to test it yet dh ill again!! we are lucky though we are on voda family pack so free calls to eachother and spend 5.00 get free texts and calls at weekends