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omg what have i done???? i think ive went bonkers!

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dsrplus8 · 12/12/2008 14:11

hiya , just to warn you this is a bit ott. i love my dh , hes the greatest, so ive been abit puzzled as to why ive gone "off" him in the bedroom. after a chat with best friend decided to have a look on the ann summers site, ive just ordered a toy , not for me, for dh, and ive no idea how he will react, what possesed me???????at myself.what do i do? cancel the order?? how do you do a internet cancel????? HELP!!!!!

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BitOfFun · 12/12/2008 14:16

Why cancel it at all? He will probably love it, and you will seem all sex goddessy guruish....

themoon66 · 12/12/2008 14:18

Wait for it to arrive and then return it citing size was wrong or something.

dsrplus8 · 12/12/2008 14:31

the moon, i cant say its the wrong size..... er .....its got batteries!!!

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SparklyGothKat · 12/12/2008 14:35

what did you order? lol

dsrplus8 · 12/12/2008 14:43

a toy for a man, its called a"monkey spanker",>,er how do i put this without posting to much detail(kiddies could be reading), sorry i cant (hangs head in shame).im thinking dh will drag me off to local funny farm or prefer it to me ,what was i thinking????

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SparklyGothKat · 12/12/2008 14:45

pmsl, ann summers don't refund on toys (they could have been used eeewwww)

dsrplus8 · 12/12/2008 14:50

so what am i to do?,would you give YOUR dh a toy from as?,

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Jazzicatz · 12/12/2008 14:51

Why on earth not - could be fun!

SparklyGothKat · 12/12/2008 14:56

yes why not!! I host AS parties they are great fun, and DH loves looking through the catalogues.

dsrplus8 · 12/12/2008 14:58

am worried , dh got his xws toy out at a new year party and went out to street and was directing traffic with it.(he also wore a rubber skull mask to a wedding reception on 31st oct)he will tell people i got him a wife substitute.

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