Sick of DH being out EVERY night

[ChickiDee]

DH leaves the house at 8pm every night and does not come home until 4.30am. He has done this for the past few years. When I tell him to stop he doesn't and says I'm nagging. Apparantly this is why he and his ex wife divorced.

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patrol the streets? says it's his job but it's not?

does he get paid for it?

if yes - it's his job, if no, it's not.

if not his job and he is patrolling the streets every night saying it's his job to do it then he clearly needs help.

Welcome to mumsnet Chickidee.

He is ninja.

He patrols the streets looking for criminals but he doesn't have to. He is self employed and i suspect he enjoys this and that is why he does it, not because it is his job. Last Christmas he broke his leg when he fell out of a tree on patrol and it ruind christmas but then we saw him less because of physio. We have spoken about it but he says I knew about his work before. Which I did but I didnt think it would be so bad.

hahahahaha

oh well done.

7/10

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Personally, I preferred my vampire theory...

He's a ninja. What would he do with the searched-for criminals should he see one? Karate-chop!!!

I could tell you, but DH would have to kill you...silently.

I think you are being unreasonable.

ninja is a very honourable profession and you should support him. clearly you are being selfish.

I salute your husband for his commitment to making the world a better place.

Is he a turtle?

Hi yah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So reveal who you are now please

Its not as great as it seems hecate. you see he was dishonorable back in our homeland and got thrown out of the elite Samurai. That is why he has become ninja.
He's not a turtle, unless he changes into one on a night but I don't know because we never see each other he doesn't tell me anything anymore.

I think you need to stalk your husband on one of his covert missions. A peek-a-boo bra can double up as a mask, as it already has conveniently placed eye-holes.

I tried that but he is very fast and I lose him in the shadows. It's like he just disapears into smoke, its wierd.

that is 4 minutes of my life i won;t get back

pmsl

lol...made me giggle anyway!

Gawd there are some strange people on here sometimes!!!

you need to hone your ninja tracking skills.

steal his nunchucks! Then he won't be able to go out.
Does he have a real job as well?