those wo have split - do oyu have a name for your ex?

[FluffyMummy123]

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I have an ex from ages ago who lives in the same area as me. We split up after he cheated on me - no kids luckily, but he's not my favourite person. A friend saw him pretentiously assessing various swedes in the local greengrocers and nicknamed him "Swede fondler". It's stuck - that's how we always refer to him (including my DP) whenever we spot him out and about.

My exH of many years ago, has always been called 'The Bastard' by all of my friends, in a semi-joking kind of way.

I used to get a bit about it when we had just split but now it just makes me PMSL

I call mine the clown !

I have no ex to malign, so I've just gone with the flow:

BIL - slime-encrusted knob-jockey.

OW - slack-panted slag-basket.

My BF refers to her ex-DH as 'SD', which stands for Sperm Donor.

Not kind, but relieves her of the urge to stove his skull in with a shovel.

fuckwit - shortened to FW when the DS's are in ear shot

usually his name tbh, as DS is usually in ear shot and I don't want him to hear me calling his dad a twat - he is but it's for DS to decide. I used to call him the idiot, muppet, shithead, depending on what he did but well I don't have the energy to hate him anymore!

OW is alled 'that person or Lady' with emphasis as well,

We haven't actually split, but my h is currently (in my head) TB (the bastard)

I very often mutter twat under my breath before he is even out the door.

Last time I did it, my mate was here and she laughed and then xp wanted to know what she was laughing at. I said him.

oh, but I do have an ex who made the HUGE mistake of hitting me. He is known as Shithead.

Shithead with the broken arm, but that's another thread!

Biological father - cause its true and it represents all he actually tries to be and has ever behaved like.

'your father' to dd

'you stupid wanker' to his face (but only when provoked and when opportunity allows

'shithead wanker' in my mind

'Voldemort' when responding to friends' and relatives' enquiries, in front of dd, about any recent contact

DP's ex is 'The Bitch'. Unoriginal, but he knows exactly who I'm talking about if I say it, and I know who if he says it. In fact my mum knows who I'm on about as well.

Raggety, I've used Voldemort before aswell!! As in he-who-should-not-be-named???

Spooky!!!!!!!

Great minds think alike!!!!

G2B
I don't think Voldemort is exactly original but people seem to understand straight away who you mean so it's useful code (until dd reads the books, that is)!

sorry got caught in a name-change there! skyatnight=raggety. whoops!

No, just call him by his name. It was my decision to leave though so maybe makes a difference. He may have a name for me, but as long as my son doesn't hear it I don't care.

'Arsehole bastard head'

'your Father' to the children.

TBH not sure what to refer to him as tho if I speak about him, as not my ex husband just yet..

OW is 'Trollop' her Husband, calls 'arsehole bastard head', 'Tosser' Her Husband rang me in the begining when AHBH had just left, and we were able to peice lots of things together...

Sometimes also call AHBH 'Lodger' as he tries to make out to people, namely trollops family that he was no more than a Lodger living here.... At the moment he is 'lowest of the low' on my phone for his recent actions, which I am fuming about.. but thats another thread entirley!!!

'idiot' to dd

nob-rot
nob-end
dick splash
sperm donor
twat
wanker

to anyone else