How the sunday morning shag is not what it used to be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Felt a bit fruity this morning so told dp way hey said dp, so told the ds's to put on c beebies ran upstairs- ds's then wanted a drink so whilst I did that dp prepared himself back upstairs - did the dirty deed, then opened the door the dog and cat were both waitng outside and the boys were making their way upstairs. From start to finish over in 5 minutes. Oh the joys of kids!

Its better than nothing!

Try waking up a little earlier... just keep lastnights chewed gum on the bedpost....

LOL @ gum on the bedpost.

we have to lock ourselves in the bathroom during the day.

I think the worse part is the look on the dog and cat's faces!

Sunday morning's for church and contemplative spiritual reflection - not fucking each other's brains out on teh bogroom floor whilst the kids search youtube using terms like tits and arses.

what a delightful post, lizinthesticks.

surely if you're that into Church on a Sunday morning, you don't use language such as "fucking"

lol "look on the cat and dog's faces"

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lewis yes you do

oh yes you do

I can confirm this categorically

maybe feed the cat & dog as well as putting on cbeebies

I will next time!

Sunday Morning shag???!! A distant memory for me!!! Try so hard to get my 11 year old to look after our 4 yr old and 7mth old baby, but feel guilty so cant switch off to enjoy it!! Saturday night is more fun these days if we can stay awake long enough that is!! LOL!!!!