I have just prostituted myself ....... and am only mildly ashamed (-:

[mosschops30]

dh is out on the lash with the boys.

I txt him and asked for his card number to buy myself some books for my new job on amazon.
dh 'fine heres the number but dont go mad'
me 'its £50'
dh 'no way'
me 'what about 2 of them'
dh 'ok if youre waiting on the stairs when I come in'
me 'no way im going to bed'
dh 'ok then morning sex'
me 'no i have a spin classs, but i will get the two chepaest and u can have it tomorrow night'
dh 'done'

should I be or is this normal

hmmm, but OP it was for your own personal development, so a necessity - i did mine for a luxury - MacDonalds burger with extra grease - yummy xxxx

I Think your text sounded really lighthearted and loving actually.

Im going to practice my technique though cos i am not "taxing" DP for a course of accupuncture. Same thing i guess, prick for a prick

You slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag.

i think normal or i hope it is i do this all the time!!

me can i buy this dress
h no
me ill give you sex
h i want sex all week
me i want the shoes aswell and you have a deal!

I cant believe how serious some of you take all this, lighten up.

Yes was totally a bit of banter between me and dh
he actually came home at 11.30pm and I let him have it then, and had an early bath last night and early bed lol.

Every ones a winner

"This is a joke right? Sorry, not trying to be pious but am rather shocked by this. Women don't generally repay financial favours from their husbands with sex do they?"

No, I dont repay finacial favours with sex, but only because we share our money down the middle. But I'm quite happy to offer something if he's going to wash the pots / get up with dd / iron

mosschops, you should have seen my thread - i was torn to peices

I didn't see that thread, but I dont see what the issue is!

Ah, so that's what those two suctioned to each others face were doing in the queue in Mcdonalds

a macdonalds luxury???

It's just a rib, Elf. Nothing nasty.

just wondered what I'd missed on that thread!

Ah but if you remember MT it was all about my poor DP having to drag himself up there at midnight cos i was hungry.

I once promised dh a blow job for a pair of ghds, only a problem if you didnt want to do it, I do actually want to have sex with him at any given point .

so what about sex for housework? have noticed that since we have been doing it more (ds started sleeping!!!) he has been doing a lot more housework, havent even had to ask. must be worth more than a mcds, even a midnight one

Isnt that the only reason men do the housework?

(massive generalisation there!)

Ah well if it's simply banter, I shall remove my puritan garb and shut the fark up

The same happens at our house, except I have to promise to not pester DH for sex all week

njm - i do that, but my problem is, i only get the back (well shoulder rub) during the act - hmmmm, i think this needs adressing