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Dirty pictures - tasteful, professional. Has anyone?

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catey · 04/07/2008 20:35

Does anyone have any experience of having them done by a professional like this:
www.eroticlens.co.uk

If you have, please let me know.

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YouNeverKnowIMightFlounce · 04/07/2008 22:39

lol yes in the lounge its great pic with my veil wrapped around me and bit of my bum on show. tasteful though.

i would add that pic on my profile but dont want my white bum being seen lol

here you go

they are fantastic very professional and the pics are really great.... i would'nt have one up on wall otherwise!

YouNeverKnowIMightFlounce · 04/07/2008 22:47

insider prog will give you idea of what you do

madamez · 04/07/2008 22:58

Hmm, well, you won't get much for under £200, but then you wouldn't get much for under £200 if you wanted a nice tasteful family portrait either. If you are on a budget, have you got a broadminded friend who knows one end of a camera from another? TBH some of these studios are terrific but some are a bit production-line, everyone gets the same props and the same poses.
FWIW you actually need to feel comfortable with the photographer and like him/her, because if you think the photographer is too bossy, or bored with you, or perving over you in a way you don't like, the pictures will not be as good as they could be. So it would be worth having a chat with a few places first.
Most of the people I know are London/South East but I could have a bit of a scout around tomorrow when am going to biiiiiig party with all my norty friends.

YouNeverKnowIMightFlounce · 04/07/2008 23:04

ooooh i have always wondered about your partys madamez. book was good by the way

bottom · 04/07/2008 23:16

Don't be horrid about me. If anyone is interested, the oversize picture of the pale and interesting bottom never was put up on the wall, though I do have it in an album.

I did a session with a great photographer, and it was very cool, dp was actually present and enjoyed it as much as I did, and we were both very happy with the pictures. Mine were quite a lot dirtier than YKNs, more fetish but still, IMHO tasteful.

madamez could I e-mail you? This isn't my usual name as my mumsnet persona isn't as liberated as yours, but I feel sure we might have friends/interests in common.

YouNeverKnowIMightFlounce · 04/07/2008 23:17

lol love the name change!!

bottom · 04/07/2008 23:21

I was really quite surprised at the reaction to my post at the time you know. As a relative oldie and I think fairly well known poster I do chuckle every time someone mentions the BWA because no-one knows it's me. Well apart from MNHQ, but I am relying on their discretion.

YouNeverKnowIMightFlounce · 04/07/2008 23:23

lol

madamez · 04/07/2008 23:31

Flounce, glad you liked the book (I wrote one of the stories heh heh...)
Bottom, oooh, CAT me!!!

YouNeverKnowIMightFlounce · 04/07/2008 23:31

ooooh which one? dh likes it too

madamez · 04/07/2008 23:34

well each of the 3 of us (the co-editors) had a story in there but we all used pseudonyms so no one whined about favouritism. But if I say which one was me and it turns out to be the one you both hated then I will sulk for days

YouNeverKnowIMightFlounce · 04/07/2008 23:36

ok i will let you keep quiet

LissyD · 04/07/2008 23:41

What book? eh?

YouNeverKnowIMightFlounce · 04/07/2008 23:42

a norty one

madamez · 04/07/2008 23:58

so which ones did you like the best eh? .
I have just put together some of my old short stories into a book and self-published it on Lulu.com, waiting for some samples to arrive.

Oh, catey, sorry for hi-jacking BTW

catey · 05/07/2008 08:15

Hijack away. Anyway, I think I've more or less decided to invest a new camera. If we take enough pictures, there's bound to at least one good one!

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YouNeverKnowIMightFlounce · 05/07/2008 08:36

you will have fun with it too catey!

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