Omg, I could have written a couple of these!
Every ex was crazy and everything was their fault. I was the only woman he was able to talk to.
Weaponising affection.
Belittling my achievements because my academic achievements were higher than his.
Bitchy comments about my home. His place was of course perfect!
Every happy moment had to be paid for - he could turn on a pin and start ranting.
Finding out after a year that he wasn't actually divorced because his wife had blocked him on everything.
Misusing prescription drugs.
Trying to force me to go swinging.
Finding out after two years he was using viagra.
Selling his car after dating for a couple of months then endlessly asking to borrow mine.
Not being allowed to wear comfy clothes around the house because that wasn't making an effort.
Forcing me to go away for the weekend when I had put my back out and could barely walk, and telling me I'd ruined everything.
Adjusting the height of the saddle on my bike so I fell off into the road.
Ranting so much about how awful meat is I went veggie for an easy life.
I lasted nearly 3 years of this. Started to see through him and calling him out. He dumped me! I got the last laugh. He has aged horribly.