How to start provocative messages?

[AnyaCabinCrew]

Hi everyone

I'm not sure if this is the correct place to post but I'm looking at introducing something into my sex life.

I'd like to send provocative texts to a new partner (I am regularly away for work), I should be OK once I've got into it, but I'm not sure how to start it off?

Thanks!

Half term is it

I don't understand? MumsNet is for adults not kids

Ask ChatGPT

Thank you

Hi, I've just had a nice luxurious bath and I'm lying here thinking of you.....

Sorry OP no one is going to come on and tell you lots of sexy messages they have sent their partners.

Thanks. I will use this.

I'm not expecting them to. I just wanted to know how the opening line would start.

Another bloke looking for wank fodder, who thinks calling himself Anya means we will all thinks he’s a woman. 🙄

I'm a woman.

I wish I hadn't posted this. I thought MumsNet was supposed to be a supportive place to seek advice.

“I thought Mumsnet was supposed to be a supportive place” is the clarion cry of every new male poster who starts an obviously dodgy thread and gets called out within three posts.

Wtf would you ask Mumsnet not chatgpt

I'm a woman.

I just thought I would get better quality advice here.

No more replies please as I will not be responding further. This forum is not for me. I was looking for advice.

Yes, that's a common misconception.

@AnyaCabinCrew OMFG pleeeease don't ask ChatGTP! Don't delegate your sex life to a machine!

I'd start with something like, "Can you guess what I'm (not) wearing?" As a man, such a message would switch me on immediately, and the rest would flow naturally.

Sexting is a massive turn-on. Start coy, take it from there. Make references to whatever clothing is next to your skin!

@AnyaCabinCrew perhaps post in the Sex board. Ah, you can’t, because you have to be a MN member for a week before they let you go trawling for kicks over there.