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Which England Player would you want to couple up with in the love island villa?

22 replies

amelia7898 · 06/03/2026 11:41

Hypothetically

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ainsleysanob · 06/03/2026 11:45

England player?

MrsMoastyToasty · 06/03/2026 11:46

Which sport?

amelia7898 · 06/03/2026 11:46

ainsleysanob · 06/03/2026 11:45

England player?

Football team I meant

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everywhichway · 06/03/2026 11:46

Chloe Kelly

amelia7898 · 06/03/2026 11:46

MrsMoastyToasty · 06/03/2026 11:46

Which sport?

I should of said football I’m sorry

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amelia7898 · 06/03/2026 11:47

MrsMoastyToasty · 06/03/2026 11:46

Which sport?

Men’s football

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ainsleysanob · 06/03/2026 11:48

Oh god none! Far too pappy! I’d probably have gone with Stuart Pearce circa mid 90s though if we can time travel!

amelia7898 · 06/03/2026 11:50

ainsleysanob · 06/03/2026 11:48

Oh god none! Far too pappy! I’d probably have gone with Stuart Pearce circa mid 90s though if we can time travel!

Crikey I’ve never heard of someone fancying Stuart Pearce 😂

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LlynTegid · 06/03/2026 11:51

ainsleysanob · 06/03/2026 11:48

Oh god none! Far too pappy! I’d probably have gone with Stuart Pearce circa mid 90s though if we can time travel!

A man who off the field always seemed polite and gracious, and was when attending a film event a few years ago I went to.

ainsleysanob · 06/03/2026 11:55

amelia7898 · 06/03/2026 11:50

Crikey I’ve never heard of someone fancying Stuart Pearce 😂

I don’t like pretty boys!!! He had a bit of ‘man’ about him!

ErlingHaalandsManBun · 06/03/2026 11:56

None of them. They are way too young for me.

But, if I was 20 (+) years younger I would say Jude Bellingham.

ErlingHaalandsManBun · 06/03/2026 11:56

ainsleysanob · 06/03/2026 11:48

Oh god none! Far too pappy! I’d probably have gone with Stuart Pearce circa mid 90s though if we can time travel!

God yes. He was proper rough and ready and had a bit of something about him back then. Totally agree!

amelia7898 · 06/03/2026 12:02

ErlingHaalandsManBun · 06/03/2026 11:56

None of them. They are way too young for me.

But, if I was 20 (+) years younger I would say Jude Bellingham.

You wouldn’t get with him at your age now?

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blankcanvas3 · 06/03/2026 12:03

Jack Grealish

curlypi · 06/03/2026 12:07

Slim pickings in the England men’s team. ha if anyone say Kyle walker ill have to leave this app!

AlecTrevelyan006 · 06/03/2026 12:11

ainsleysanob · 06/03/2026 11:48

Oh god none! Far too pappy! I’d probably have gone with Stuart Pearce circa mid 90s though if we can time travel!

Pearce is a big punk music fan and he did he a great turn in a Stranglers video a few years back. He could play a baddie in Line of Duty or something like that.

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amelia7898 · 06/03/2026 12:19

blankcanvas3 · 06/03/2026 12:03

Jack Grealish

Wonder why

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Itstimeforachangeagain · 06/03/2026 12:22

Seriously why on earth do you, or why does anyone, waste their time watching with this salacious rubbish?

Love Island, Big Brother, porn etc etc. Surely there is more to life than Voyeurism?

amelia7898 · 06/03/2026 12:45

Itstimeforachangeagain · 06/03/2026 12:22

Seriously why on earth do you, or why does anyone, waste their time watching with this salacious rubbish?

Love Island, Big Brother, porn etc etc. Surely there is more to life than Voyeurism?

Can’t compare love island to porn haha

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Unwiskot · 07/03/2026 18:58

Is it OK to say Jude Bellingham if he's (just) less than half your age? Asking for a friend.

Unwiskot · 07/03/2026 18:58

Who would you choose OP?

JohnnyBraggtheyretalkingaboutmeNsoul · 07/03/2026 19:23

Peter Beardsley..🤣🤣🤣joking couldn't resist.

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