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Blow jobs after vasectomies

46 replies

LuckyStrike · 13/06/2008 20:57

Just having a conversation with DH about him potentially a vasectomy, and our conversation took an interesting turn. Would this change the taste of his semen? (hopeful emoticon)

I'm a bit naive about biological matters, so don't know whether the bitter taste is the seminal fluid itself or the actual semen (which will no longer be produced, right?)

OP posts:
LuckyStrike · 15/06/2008 00:13

but that's only fair if you make him lick you when you're on your period LEM

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KnickersOnMaHead · 15/06/2008 12:57

Message withdrawn

Flamesparrow · 15/06/2008 13:05

lmao @ this thread!!!

Justanotherone1 · 17/05/2014 04:28

This is an old thread but ill add to it.
My hubby just has a vasectomy a week ago and his semen smells way different. I really preferred it before.
It doesn't smell bad kinda sweeter.
It's also much less volume.
Everything I read said everything stays the same but it just isn't true.
It's much less (1/4 less if not more ) and it smells completely different. We have been together for 14 years so its not diet related.

scaevola · 17/05/2014 06:06

I doubt he'll have healed up fully after a week and the diminution of volume (so much greater than can be accounted for by sperm) suggests it's not settled down yet.

I'll keep fingers crossed for you (and especially him) that the different smell isn't infection brewing up, and that it all settles back as healing continues.

fairylightsintheloft · 17/05/2014 07:18

you have to let it hit the back of your throat and then let it go straight down. I wouldn't swill it round my mouth like a wine tasting but its fine really - just have a drink handy (hey, maybe have a pint glass of water next to the bed then it could double as a penis beaker for afterwards Grin) And I think it does have slightly less taste /odour after a vasectomy, in my experience anyway.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 17/05/2014 07:23

If it made it taste like chocolate A- I'd be marching dh to the clinic ASAP.
And B-he'd be getting a lot more BJs. Grin

Hairylegs47 · 17/05/2014 07:29

My XH had a vasectomy and didn't just fire blanks after wards, he just didn't fire at all! Not a drop. So for us it did change things. I wish it had changed him for the better, but not to worry, my 'toy boy' was definitely better.

EdithWeston · 17/05/2014 07:39

hairylegs - that shouldn't be anatomically possible. Did he go for investigations?

UtterFool · 17/05/2014 08:00

PS apparently drinking a lot of pineapple juice is supposed to improve the taste.

I can see sales of pineapple juice going through the roof as news spreads around the internet about this one Wink

MollyBdenum · 17/05/2014 08:30

Pick and mix (or presumably lots of days of any sort) improves the taste, but I like it anyway. It's the aching jaw that puts me of.

MollyBdenum · 17/05/2014 08:30

off.

MyDogAteMyBelt · 17/05/2014 08:33

6 year old thread revived by a first time poster for yet another bj discussion..
Hmm
Hmm

fairylightsintheloft · 17/05/2014 13:25

didn't notice it was old - don't read it if you're not interested Hmm

gamerchick · 17/05/2014 13:34

It's easier to sneak in the back door if you want stories.. making a new thread wouldn't have done he job Grin

MyDogAteMyBelt · 17/05/2014 13:38

Comment wasn't aimed at you, fairy, it was aimed at the person who revived it. Thought my post made that quite clear, so I'm sorry because it obviously didn't.

Absolutely true, gamer Grin

gamerchick · 17/05/2014 13:42

Although I will share this one as I would IRL Grin

Re aching jaw.. its a lot better if they sit in something low like a sofa and you kneel on a cushion on the floor...doing it sideways on is a pain for comfort.

MyDogAteMyBelt · 17/05/2014 13:49

Yes, Gamer but what if they've had a vasectomy? Different jaw position or what ? Grin

gamerchick · 17/05/2014 13:54

Well a bit gentle for a few weeks maybe but no Grin

Hairylegs47 · 17/05/2014 21:49

No investigations, he wasn't bothered, so I wasn't really.
He did have diabetes and didn't look after himself - he died at 47 - so maybes it was related.

Phoenixx27 · 11/08/2014 23:57

Ok so I had a Vasectomy done in March 2014. Immediately after the procedure my semen became thicker/ stickier and the taste went from sweet to acidic. My wife used to looooove the taste of my semen and now she says it's acidic. My diet has not changed.... we believe 150% that the vesectomy has everything to do with that change. It upsets me as I loved the fact that we both shared the love of a bj. Now I'm the only one that benefits from it and not so much her 8(. That will equal to less bjs for me because of Vasectomy.

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