The way a man eats his food is the way he is going to make love to you....

[CrushWithEyeliner]

sloppy, neatly, devouring it, or just absently picking at it...VERY wise words from an old friend

Do you agree or can add any pearls of wisdom about choosing a potential man.....?

My DH likes a bit of everything.
Always happy to try something new.

As much as he can stuff in as often as possible!!!

AlWAYS hungry???

not really!

Pruners - rofl!

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I am sat here staring intently at my DH eating, sniggering at every slurp and dribble....he's now gone into the kitchen to eat.....

He likes Take Out alot - should i be worried?!

It's true! WOW!! That's so so true!

I am finding this thread disturbing. I am never going to be able to look at my colleageu the same way again. He sits opposite me and has this very neat way with a sandwich - small bites and chews very thoroughly. It looks more like a penance than a meal. I feel sorry for his gf to be honest....

This has just had me laughing out loud, sooo funny.
My hubby tends to leave a little on his plate, but never leaves anything left behind in THAT area.....so its definately wrong I feel....!

smotherd in ketchup
kack handed

doesn´t bother with the preparation, waits until it´s under his nose, gets on with it very quickly but appreciatively, and always says: "That was lovely!"

think it is nonsense.

messy slurpy eaters turn me off. They would not get near the bedroom ( in my previous single days that is !)

OMG sooooo true.

DH careless, messy eater - rushes it likes to eat in front of telly!

Says it all really.

my DH plays with his food. He peels the shells off peas. He makes little faces. He moulds mashed potato. He honestly treats it as entertainment.

We are both veggie for what its worth.

He likes to eat EVERYTHING on his plate. Doesnt leave much. And he licks the plate if no one else is around.

And I am very happy with him!

Dp will eat all of one foodstuff on his plate before starting on the next. Never mixes and matches (could indicate an unadventurous personality) nods sagely

LOL

For me it is true - DH is a neat, slow and very tidy eater, never wastes any however has to really be in the mood to eat (not a big appetite)

Personally I quite like it if a man makes love to me with, you know, his penis

if he ate his food with his penis I would be pretty upset

well if this is true that must make me a top quality dish. dh is passionate about food, spends a small fortune on top quality stuff, has the most varied diet of anyone I know, will spend an entire day cooking exquisute stuff from his Raymon Blanc cookbook, will try anything and everything

So true, so true. My ex used to make such a mess, crumbs all over the place and talk while he was eating and breathing heavy through his nose as he did so (kids used to laugh at this and mimic him til this very day). His plate was always the messiest to scrape.. Our bed used to look like a war zone after... Work that one out.
Now I have a very fastidious guy, but give him a plate of grub, all nicely set out, and he'll get stuck in, lots of slurping noises, mash it all up, and keep complimenting... ask for more... eat what I leave... then gently set his knife and fork tidy and sweep up the crumbs and wipe his mouth with a paper towel...and say it was perfectly delicious..(even beans and mash) love it, just love it... so true.

My dp has mayonnaise with everything (that's true, so I suppose your theory must be too )

franny

LOL!!
I'm now afraid I may get put on the bbq this evening. And then sprinkled with pepper and covered in mayonaise.

LOL

My ex, most recent ex I mean when eating, leaves his food in front of him until its almost completely cold, then picks at it usually whilst his attention in focused on something else like ebay.

In bed, he takes his times, I mean really takes his time on me I mean, really enjoys himself SLOWLY and doesnt even contemplate cumming until I have at least twice, so I suppose its kinda true what they say.